Aaron Carter assasination attempt

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6797211/

Teen pop singer managed to escape serious injury

damn... next time I'll have to try harder

"...You think you’re invincible when you’re behind the steering wheel of an SUV but you’re not."

Really??? OH SHIT! That is an incredible insight!!! Wow, I'd better write this one down. When... you're in... an... SUV... you think... you're safe... but you're not!

NEWSFLASH! Why the hell do you think you are invincible driving your brand new escalade? Of course you're not! Is your ego really that big? That is quite possibly the most idiotic thing I have ever heard come out of anyone. Why are you even driving that car anyways? Oh yeah, because its trendy. WTF, way to jump on the band wagon... I wonder when the last time he towed a trailer with it was. Or perhaps the last time he went offroading with it. Hmm...

Should have given him a ticket for following too closely. Those damn pop stars have money for tickets, I dont.

:rolleyes:

Or perhaps the last time he went offroading with it.

Who would take an Escalade off roading?

ME! :lol2: you have to admit that is kind of the concept behind a sport utility vehicle though... hell I've even been offroading in a lexus GX470!!

Who the fuck is Aaron Carter?

Who the fuck is Aaron Carter?

Ever heard of the backstreet boys? He's the younger brother of Nick Carter, who is a member of the group. Aaron is a pop 'singer' here in the states. He and ashlee simpson would make a good couple.

Who would take an Escalade off roading?
One of those photographers who likes taking photo's of women getting cars stuck (I think we all remember the site that got posted in OT somewhere close to a year ago), because that's exactly what would happen to an Escalade that attempted offroad duties.

...Which is why you wouldnt take an Escalade off-roading in the first place. Its not built to go offroad, its built as a luxury SUV.

SUV = sports utility vehicle

It's a barge. It's about as sporty as the moon.

And while it's based on a Utility vehicle, it's about as much of a Ute as it is a 2 seat roadster.




So what do we call it now?

a POS?

LOL thats mad funny.

is it me, or wouldn't a escalade have more than enough clearance to drive over a mattress and not have it get stuck?

The Escalade is a Tahoe. The Tahoe does okay off road...with the exception of the Escalades added weight. But, yea, i'm sure it does okay off road.

If it rolls over on the street I'd LOVE to see it go offroad.

Anyone rich with time to waste?

You think you’re invincible when you’re behind the steering wheel of an SUV but you’re not.

The inevitable answer?

Bigger SUVs.

The Escalade is a Tahoe. The Tahoe does okay off road...with the exception of the Escalades added weight. But, yea, i'm sure it does okay off road.

And the Hummer H2 is supposedly a Tahoe upgraded for the rough stuff, yet it breaks Tie Rods at the drop of a hat........ Not too good for the Escalade then...... Sorry, but other than the H1, I've yet to see a modern GM SUV handle anything better than the meagerest of dirt roads

Why couldn't they get him. I wasn't involved I swear

Another jackass who provokes the auto manufactures to make more and more incredibly useless vehicles. Thank you for your contribution.

is it me, or wouldn't a escalade have more than enough clearance to drive over a mattress and not have it get stuck?

pshh... k, imagine: you're aaron carter, with too much money, driving a trendy escalade not able to think for yourself. What do you do to your car as soon as you drive it off the lot? you lower it so its half an inch from the ground and put 24" spinners on it. DUH.

they missed...... thats it, next time i hire a hitman Im hiring a pro :rolleyes:
Seriously i hope they try again that fag is annoying as hell

they missed...... thats it, next time i hire a hitman Im hiring a pro :rolleyes:
Seriously i hope they try again that fag is annoying as hell

yeah sorry about that, I subbed the job out to a contract guy. What can I say, he was new; my regular guy was busy knocking off that ukranian dude.

yeah sorry about that, I subbed the job out to a contract guy. What can I say, he was new; my regular guy was busy knocking off that ukranian dude.
Well at least the cop seem to think it was an accident so i think we're safe on that part..... :uhoh: You failed the job :nono: I want my money back :disappoin

I didn't even think he was old enough to drive. He looks about 12.

Who the fuck is Aaron Carter?

A total loser that only became famous because his older brother is a Backstreet Boy...he can't sing and w/o his brothers fame, he would be just another loser. He doesn't even write his own songs...he sang that I want candy song from like the 80's and damn is he cool. Hey, next time drop 2 mattresses and soak them in gasoline.

Land Rovers pwn joo all in off-roading! :biggrin:

Land Rovers pwn joo all in off-roading! :biggrin:
Uh.. yeah, we know. They're fucking Land Rovers.

After yall get Aaron Carter can you get his brother, his brothers group, and the old members of NSYNC?

After yall get Aaron Carter can you get his brother, his brothers group, and the old members of NSYNC?
Loading my rifles as i type :sunglasse anyone wanna give me bus fair :frown:

Loading my rifles as i type :sunglasse anyone wanna give me bus fair :frown:

We'll spearhead a donation thread so that you don't need to use rifles. I'm pretty sure that you could gather enough donations to buy a tank and get him and all the Backstreet and NSYNC guys for sure! :grinyes:

We'll spearhead a donation thread so that you don't need to use rifles. I'm pretty sure that you could gather enough donations to buy a tank and get him and all the Backstreet and NSYNC guys for sure! :grinyes:
I doubt you will need weapons for the whimps.

Quote from msnbc article:"Carter, the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has released several albums. He arrived in Orlando for a photo shoot for the cover of his next single, “Saturday Night,” due out in March, Zeifman said."
Oh great, sounds like another cheesy remake on it's way. First it was "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow,now he drops back a decade with Bay City Rollers' "Saturday Night" . Ok everyone sing along S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y hey, S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y...

Loading my rifles as i type :sunglasse anyone wanna give me bus fair :frown:

What the hell do you need bus fair for??? I'll pay to have you flown to where ever they're at if you can get the job done. :wink:

yeah sorry about that, I subbed the job out to a contract guy. What can I say, he was new; my regular guy was busy knocking off that ukranian dude.

Bloody hell, hard to get good help these days.

A total loser that only became famous because his older brother is a Backstreet Boy...he can't sing and w/o his brothers fame, he would be just another loser. He doesn't even write his own songs...he sang that I want candy song from like the 80's and damn is he cool. Hey, next time drop 2 mattresses and soak them in gasoline.
And put him behind the wheel of one of those cars that lock themselves when they get above 10 km/h :D

We'll spearhead a donation thread so that you don't need to use rifles. I'm pretty sure that you could gather enough donations to buy a tank and get him and all the Backstreet and NSYNC guys for sure! :grinyes:
The tanks to slow, instopable yes but I highly dought Ill be able to pull over for gas without being arrested. These rich fags have more than enough money to pay for some decently trained security so Ill have to take them out from a distance, 800 or 900 yards or so.