Did you know.......
Spec2 Girl
03-07-2002, 06:24 PM
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
SkYLiNeFrEaK
03-07-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
I coulda swarn KBS posted these before, or was it Judge? Or ahhhhhh, who did it? Sorry but those are funny, even after reading them numerous times.
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrial or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
I coulda swarn KBS posted these before, or was it Judge? Or ahhhhhh, who did it? Sorry but those are funny, even after reading them numerous times.
primera man
03-07-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 timeS
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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3000 TIMES....SHIT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG THEN !!! :bloated:
Bugger....i was one of the 75% :mad:
You bloody got me again girl !!!...:D :D
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 timeS
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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3000 TIMES....SHIT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG THEN !!! :bloated:
Bugger....i was one of the 75% :mad:
You bloody got me again girl !!!...:D :D
Spec2 Girl
03-07-2002, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by primera man
Bugger....i was one of the 75% :mad:
You bloody got me again girl !!!...:D :D Hehe, I thought about doing it as soon as I’d read it! Guess I’m one of the 75% too (or maybe not because I only thought about it!) :p
Bugger....i was one of the 75% :mad:
You bloody got me again girl !!!...:D :D Hehe, I thought about doing it as soon as I’d read it! Guess I’m one of the 75% too (or maybe not because I only thought about it!) :p
darkness
03-07-2002, 07:00 PM
haha, I thought about it but didn't do it.:D
and how sould you find out that cats urine glows under black-light?
gotta love random information.
and how sould you find out that cats urine glows under black-light?
gotta love random information.
tazdev
03-07-2002, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
IT's true you can't do it
Originally posted by FTO Girl
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
I know my sister did that
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Why I don't like wearing my earmuffs at work
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And YES I did try to lick my elbow:licker:
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
IT's true you can't do it
Originally posted by FTO Girl
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
I know my sister did that
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Why I don't like wearing my earmuffs at work
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.
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And YES I did try to lick my elbow:licker:
CivicEx95
03-07-2002, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
My heart stops in between beats for a long time.
Did you know....
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
My heart stops in between beats for a long time.
Gonthrax
03-07-2002, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Damn! Its true, you CAN"T lick your elbow :( Now the sneezing thing scares me 'cause I hold in my sneezes, I donno why, but I do... Well, not any more. ANd I've tryed to hold my eyes open before... I'm just trying to set myself up for failure I guess :D
Now the duck thing is just freaky, Guess will be doing some net searching about sonics and that sort of things tonight...
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
Damn! Its true, you CAN"T lick your elbow :( Now the sneezing thing scares me 'cause I hold in my sneezes, I donno why, but I do... Well, not any more. ANd I've tryed to hold my eyes open before... I'm just trying to set myself up for failure I guess :D
Now the duck thing is just freaky, Guess will be doing some net searching about sonics and that sort of things tonight...
MBTN
03-08-2002, 12:03 AM
HEY, I DID TRY TO LICK MY ELBOW!!:eek: :D
taranaki
03-08-2002, 12:11 AM
Thanks to lateral thinking,I now have a wet elbow:finger: :finger: ....
the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it!:spit: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it!:spit: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Gonthrax
03-08-2002, 12:20 AM
tazdev
03-08-2002, 01:59 AM
got it to within an inch:(
Jimster
03-08-2002, 02:19 AM
I came VERY close to licking my elbo but god-dammit I missed Oh well guess I will have to amuse myself some other way;)
primera man
03-08-2002, 03:01 AM
I think there are a few of us here in this thread that need HELP !!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
J/K:D
:eek: :eek: :eek:
J/K:D
SiRedge
03-08-2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Thanks to lateral thinking,I now have a wet elbow:finger: :finger: ....
the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it!:spit: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Hehehehehahahahahahahehehehehe thanx Taranaki mate - gave me a good laugh when I really really needed it - I's very depressed right now :(
I had a look at my elbow, realised it was impossible, returned hand to keyboard. Did I try?!? I suppose it counts, MAYBE
:D
Thanx again Taranaki - you have no idea how much that helped.
Thanks to lateral thinking,I now have a wet elbow:finger: :finger: ....
the corner of the desk had to be licked to achieve it!:spit: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
Hehehehehahahahahahahehehehehe thanx Taranaki mate - gave me a good laugh when I really really needed it - I's very depressed right now :(
I had a look at my elbow, realised it was impossible, returned hand to keyboard. Did I try?!? I suppose it counts, MAYBE
:D
Thanx again Taranaki - you have no idea how much that helped.
Setanta
03-08-2002, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
I think I just sprained something... ow :rolleyes:
Did you know....
I think I just sprained something... ow :rolleyes:
ragt20
03-08-2002, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times
hmmm lots of catching up to do ..............:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p
haven't tried the elbow lick but have thought about it
Did you know....
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times
hmmm lots of catching up to do ..............:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p
haven't tried the elbow lick but have thought about it
Focal_M3
03-08-2002, 08:00 AM
:lol2: LMFAO! i definately tried to lick my elbow! OMFG :smoka:
AEstud
03-08-2002, 01:20 PM
tose are some interesting things excpet for the god bless you. its not b/c your heart stops for a millasecond(SP?)
jinushaun
03-08-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
...
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
...
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
...
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
- Dang it! :mad: Fuckin a! :mad:
- Actually, it's cuz people originally thought a part of your soul is lost when you sneezed. It's just boogers! :D
- Dang it! :( I'm in the red...
- *looks down in shame* :p
Did you know....
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
...
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
...
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
...
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
- Dang it! :mad: Fuckin a! :mad:
- Actually, it's cuz people originally thought a part of your soul is lost when you sneezed. It's just boogers! :D
- Dang it! :( I'm in the red...
- *looks down in shame* :p
AEstud
03-09-2002, 05:21 PM
you got that one right jin
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