what's the last sentence you want to say before you die?

There is a reason I made this thread, cause I had a brillient one in mind, but guess what? i gone forgot it

So, just before you take your last breath on your deathbed with your lovedones around you (the ideal situation, and assumed way we all die, old and stuff), what's the one thing you want to say? It can be inspirational, dumb, humerous, and or a quote.


I can't remember what I wanted to say, but I would say something like "carve apon my stone; my body lie but still I roam" (from metallica).

the location of the secret family treasure is.... unh.... <dies>

aaaaaaahahahahahahahh that's awesome, top shit.

"Pull my finger"

You were all adopted...that ought to fuck with them :D

like in movies I"ll tell someone that I love em and exactly what they need to hear for 10 minutes with a spear in my body or a bullet through the brain, and right after I'm done I coincidently die right away

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!! <dies>

Hey guys, watch this!

"Rat poison only kills rats."
"The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!"
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"Nice doggie."

I'd point to a certain someone in my family who I really "dislike" and say
" Lick me where I shit"
Then proceed to die. :icon16:

^ hmm, I think he/she would have the last laugh...

Don't Just Stand There... Call 911 <dies>

I would look to my wife and say "One last hummer for the road?"

I would look to my wife and say "One last hummer for the road?"
You know, I would laugh, but I know you probably WOULD say something like that :lol2:.

hmmm...something like "now you'll never find the body."

"Rosebud"

If I were to die, it wouldn't be in a bed surounded by loved ones, it would probably be in a car crash.

If I was about to die, I wouldn't say anything, because I would have wanted my whole life to show me for who I really was than what I could possibly fit in a sentence.

"Nonsense,they couldn't hit an elephant from this dist........."

Hey guys, watch this!
hahahahahhahaha...i like this one the most!

Death has come to claim me,
As you all watch unknowingly
I try and ask for redemption
But he makes no exceptions
I see my place in the sky
This is, my last goodbye

"What does this button do?"

"strueth!" (sp? from Monty Python)

"That was the best sex I ever had!"

I want to look my gf (hopefully wife by the time I die) in the eye, take her hand and say " I have always loved you and I always will"

I guess I'm not superman after all....

i've always had this feeling that I'm gonna die on the shitter... my last word might only be a grunt.

If I was dying from, say, cancer..

"I'm not dying from cancer, it was (point at family member) Mike!"

Given that I'll probably die from severe physical trauma (car crash, explosion, etc) then I won't have any last words except for maybe:

"Ah shit"

"Mat, Damon"

"that....was....awesooome"

"I'm Antoni Montana, Joo Fuckin wit me, Joo fuckin wit the best muthafucka! I crush you cock-a-roaches!"

At which point I look like my avatar and Sosa's bodyguard sneaks up behind me while i'm killing all his people and blows my head off with a sawed-off shotgun


:lol:

Dude, your obsession with Scareface can't be healthy.

:lol:

pshh, only spiders kill their mate after sex.

"I told you I was sick."

IM ON DRUGS!!
-Almost Famous

Jesus was black?!


p.s. i want to die during the apocalypse

It would probably be laughter... If I were to say words it would either:
"yes..."
"It is a good day to die."

What I want it to be:

"OK Mike, you want me to race you in that Enzo of yours? You're on mate!"



What it (sadly) most likely will be:

"Oh so that old man in the rusted Fiat Strada wants a race? He's fucking got one!"

I dont want to say this but this is what it probably be.
"OH SHIT AN F150!, I knew i shouldnt have been going 90 around this turn!"

"Best death scene....ever.....<dies>"

"i'll be back<dies>"

"oh man, not again<dies>"

"boy that overhead light sure is getting brighter<dies>"

"It won't be long now <dies>"
"This sucks <dies>"
"Damnit <dies>"

Rob

“Later you guys!” --from Kenny in South Park the movie

you think you can take me? you can never fuk wit me!!

Oooops!!!

:smokin:

"damn, it is getting really hot in here"



"ch*ngen su madre cabr*nes"
(thats spanish for "goodbye, i love you all")

Don't you touch my damn money!

or

Hey, who let him in here?

"ch*ngen su madre cabr*nes"
(thats spanish for "goodbye, i love you all")

lol, mientes!!! esto no es la verdad.

lol, mientes!!! esto no es la verdad.

we should keepit in english so english speaking people wont get mad. I'll PM you.

lol sounds good

"Man, I hope there isn't really a shortage of chairs in heaven"
(See The Family Guy episode where Peter finds out he has a black ancestor)

>wink< Nice seein' y'all, and now it's time to call the....meat....wagon.....

I love you.


scores some brownie points incase you end up living :grinyes:

Bury me with my car, also i have all my money to leave to..... (Dies)

So long, and thanks for all the fish. <dies> ... aka, the world EXPLODES!

This never would have happened if my thread wasnt locked on AF.......... *dies*

DUDE! Just relax!

why are you here? thats my last words

"At least im gonna die seeing u all around me"

See you all in the next eternity

"My socks smell great......."

Just so you all know...i plan on haunting you!

Dude, your obsession with Scareface can't be healthy.

:lol:

LOL no obsession...
you gotta admit that was one hell of a way to go out...

"I've been dreading this day, but... Now it doesn't seem so bad" *dies*