Mentally Stable !!!

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he
immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news &
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." :silly2: :silly2:

:hehehe: :hehehe:

Good one. :flash:

hahaha :silly2: :D

:hehehe::confused: :huh: Ohhhh.... :hehehe::frog:

It was late at night and the cab driver had just dropped his fare outside the psychiatric wing.As he prepared to pull away,his passenger,a nurse,told him,"Your rear tyre is going flat -best change it quick and be gone before Old Ned sees you!"
Nervously, the taxi driver got out and started to change the tyre. Carefully he gathered up the wheel nuts and stacked them on the hubcap,so as not to lose them in the dark.As he lifted the spare onto the hub,he heard a window open.......
He panicked,stepped back and kicked the hubcap down a stormwater drain.A voice drifted down from the tall building.
"I saw that."the voice was calm and soothing"You are probably a bit nervous now,wondering what to do next..."
"YES !" Shouted the taxi driver."Any ideas?"
The voice was relaxed and measured."Simple...Take one nut off each of the remaining wheels,that will get you out of here and down to the garage."
"brilliant! " Said the cabbie."How can I repay you?"
"No trouble,just petition the governor for my release.Name's Ned,by the way"
The taxi driver looked up at the little man leaning out of the 2nd floor window."Thanks,I certainly will!"He hastily followed Ned's instructions,and soon he was ready to go.
"People say I shouldn't be in here"came Ned's voice"I'd really appreciate a letter to the governor,I shouldn't be here at all...."

The cab driver got into his car,and was just about to pull away ,when CRASH!...A wide screen t.v. landed on his hood,shattering the windscreen .The cab driver peered out through the hole and up into th darkness....The calm measured voice came down again.....
"You won't forget that letter,will you?"

the second ones not really funny the first one is :p

Very good both of you:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by ragt20
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he
immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news &
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." :silly2: :silly2:

Now your stealing my very very old posts in here :D :D :D ...LOL

Originally posted by primera man


Now your stealing my very very old posts in here :D :D :D ...LOL

didn't know that...how long ago....prolly wasn't even on AF then moi...:hehe:

Originally posted by ragt20


didn't know that...how long ago....prolly wasn't even on AF then moi...:hehe:

Months and months ago.......will be dead and buried in the deep dark cellars of the AF threads somewhere :p

Originally posted by primera man


Months and months ago.......will be dead and buried in the deep dark cellars of the AF threads somewhere :p

You'd think a geriatric like P-Man would have forgotten by now....

damn oldschool members:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:Dj/k

Originally posted by taranaki


You'd think a geriatric like P-Man would have forgotten by now....

damn oldschool members:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:Dj/k
The body might be going but the memory is not....mm...er...ahh....umm....er......shit, whats your name again?



j/k :D

Originally posted by primera man


Months and months ago.......will be dead and buried in the deep dark cellars of the AF threads somewhere :p


Thats alright then old timer :hehe:.......majority of the new school wouldn't have read it :lol2:

Originally posted by ragt20



Thats alright then old timer :hehe:.......majority of the new school wouldn't have read it :lol2:

In 9 days time i will be even older :( :( :( :( :( :(

Originally posted by primera man


In 9 days time i will be even older :( :( :( :( :( :(

ahhh will keep that in mind :hehe: :p :p

the distance that we travel by orbiting the sun is approx.93 million miles (149,600,000 km)

In 9 days' time you will have3255,000,000 miles(5236,000,000kms) on your personal odometer:(

maybe Primera Lady should trade you in for something with a few less miles....:devil:

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

How many miles have you travelled then, taranaki?!?

:lol2: :finger:

Originally posted by SiRedge


How many miles have you travelled then, taranaki?!?



WHAT?! SPEAK UP SONNY,I'M A LITTLE DEAF.....What was the question again?I forget........You know...when I was in the Army.....zzzzz