Eight Words With Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Great stuff.

LOL...Very true, especially liked the communication and vulnerable one

I didn't understand the first meaning of any of those.

I didn't even know there were alternate meanings...

FOOTBALL
Female: A sport where big men beat each other up over a ball.
Male: Thought to be the greatest thing since beer.

since beer? are you crazy?
Beer has always remained the greatest thing. No human object, or man made entertainment can surpass it's supremacy.

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Lol.

Hahahahahahhahaha this is great.

i may be frunk tirght now, but that is tufking funny!!!

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i may be frunk tirght now, but that is tufking funny!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

you're telling me......and what's better than beer? beer slurpees
http://www.bradfitz.com/slurpees/story.bml?beerslurpees

or how about beer pong, or boilermakers?

i was expecting something from Jabberwocky.

Thingy...


HA!