Argument Help

I need help on reasons why Californians are worthless pussies. I don't really mean this, it's just a joke argument between my friend and I. Any help is appreciated! :bigthumb:

Cause Californians can't drive.

They are a bunch of treehugging liberals

They are a bunch of treehugging liberals

who then drive Hummers.

They have the most rediculously anal and moronically applied emissions laws I've ever seen.

I'm a Californian, and I would have to agree... emissions are patheticly strict.

I don't know how you can rip on California as a whole, because we ARE generally little bits of the country put together.

Isn't arnie their governor? I think that's reason enough to point and laugh.

I would like to say that I am NOT a Californian...I'm a Jersey Girl....Not all Californian's are bad...just some.

ah yes Jersey, the armpit of the USA

Too bad California is the most important state in the union. :rolleyes:

The rest of the 49 states are our bitches. California OWNS the United States. Don't be jealous!!! :thefinger

P.S. Californians CAN drive, it's the other fucking idiots that move here from other states that can't handle the traffic.

Isn't arnie their governor? I think that's reason enough to point and laugh.



GET OWWWWWWT

They swim in red ink.

Berkley.

Emissions :1:. I think.

Because that is the second hottest place for polo during winter months. Polo people are insanely crazy. Some guy got mad because I was over the line a little bit(parking a trailer at a horse show at a polo farm) and he freakin knocked me to the ground at the knee with a mallet and then put a huge dent in the truck. But I laughed when my horse gave him a nice kick in the ass. She broke his tail bone. I told him what goes around comes around. He was from Kalefornia.

It doesn't matter...

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's gonna put it back the way it oughtta be.

See you down in Arizona bay!

californians also think that minnesotans have snow 365 days a year. Seriously, lady at the hotel we were at thought we didnt know what a swimming pool was...i wanted to slap her.

HAHAHAHAHHAA... i can only imagine how she tried to let you know what a pool was.

I would like to say that I am NOT a Californian...I'm a Jersey Girl....Not all Californian's are bad...just some.

jersey girl.... DAMN that sounds hot... :dunno:

:lol2: yeah I'm an idiot

So we're you're bitches are we blindside? I'd say its about time for the big one to sink you off into the pacific where you rightfully belong.:p NY pwns cali.

The guy I know from Califronia hates it for one simple reason. The gun control laws. They are the dumbest thing ever created, you cant even own certain competition pistols, as a hint. I shoot pistol agains this guy in national matches, so hes not to shabby, and he is on the National Team, (one of the people who wears the USA jacket to matches and represents our wonderful country in the shooting world)

BOW TO THE STATE THAT CONTROLS THE COUNTRY!!!!

http://www.tws-west.org/gw/images/07.jpg
http://www.vdi-california.org/Collage2.jpg

:thefinger

in the rest of the country you can't see the air.

in the rest of the country you can't see the air.
CLASSIC :grinno:

One and only, I know how you feel. I live in Oklahoma andI went to New York and i cant tell you how many people thought we still ride horses to town and think Indians still hunt buffalo on open plains with bows and arrows and live in teepees.

The indians do have alot of land here but they just put smokeshops, casinos, horse race tracks ad such on it......AND THEN COMPLAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH HOUSING!!!!!

I am Indian but not full blood (1/4) and they still piss me off. As do certain mexicans and black people so im kinda like that South Park commercial, im sorry if i dont hate you


J/K

Ok, let's bring some reason to this conversation.
Californians aren't all pussies,...... they're fruitcakes.
No,no, more like granola bars. :)
Just kidding. Seriously, Los Angeles is the 2nd largest city in the US. The car/motorcycle culture in LA is recognized worlwide, and influences probably all of our automotive tastes in one way or another. I lived in LA for 6 mos, and I can tell you, californians LOVE their cars.
So....what exactly is the problem?

i know from a fact that they've got some crazy women....when i was 16, i went down to Texas for this Technology Summit thingy for Teens......i met this one chick from california, we were friends and i thought that she was cool and whatnot, then she claims sexual harassment, saying that i touched her butt. meanwhile there were tons of guys following her around. that got me fucked up, towards the end, she tried being my friend again like nothing happened. fuck that shit! i have a friend on the west coast who has had the same troubles with women....


I have relatives from california, and although i love them, they seem like they're a different species! my cousin Tony is a Metrosexual who gets emotional about everything he talks about to the point of tears...he carries a male purse....My other cousin Audie ( pronounced like Odie ) has a restaurant in Eagle Rock and is a vegan....yay....she's also been an actress, a fashion designer, and a modeling agent.....very jet set....but she thinks that everything can be put into a daily planner....in New England....we don't even know what the fuck a daily planner is.
My other cousin Joel drives all over the place, and he's in his 40's but still acts like he's my age (19, but 20 in march) he once stayed for a week at our house, and when he left, our liquor cabinet was wiped clean! ( no wonder why he was crying that morning that he came) not to mention that he snores...so loud that i could hear him when he was sleeping in our basement and i sleep on the 2nd floor of the house.....My other cousin Florence only calls when something drastic happens...haven't seen her since i was 8.....my other cousin....i can't even remember her name because nobody knows where the hell she went!

so yeah i'll add to the arguement that Californians are a different Species of human.....ones that although can be cool to be around, are just plain NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, we are different. but everyone wants to live in CA because our weather is sooo damn nice. Where else can you have a 72 degree xmas?

Lets see, hawaii, texas, florida, south africa, egypt, just about anywhere in the middle east, a lot of places in south america, guam, mexico, madagascar, australia, etc etc. Need I go on?

i had a 69 degree christmas in Oklahoma.

yes, we are different. but everyone wants to live in CA because our weather is sooo damn nice. Where else can you have a 72 degree xmas?

i would just like to say...CHRISTMAS IS NOT CHRISTMAS IF ITS NOT COLD OUTSIDE! Just in case anyone was wondering.

Poppycock!!
You'll get over that as you get older-I'll NEVER return to OHIO for Christmas. If anyone wants to see me during the holidays, I'll be picking them up at Sky Harbor Intl Ap in Phoenix. .

ah yes Jersey, the armpit of the USA

ahem, I'm a jersey boy. :redface:

true facts about cali:
half the rich folks there are so damn vain

there's 4 times the amount of cars than people in LA


BTW I wonder what jcz1987 is going to think of all this. he's a californian.