Finish what you start...
Jay!
12-23-2004, 10:48 PM
I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice my mom heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Jagermeister, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, half a bottle of cough syrup, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, half a brick of cheese and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel. :sunglasse
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Jagermeister, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, half a bottle of cough syrup, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, half a brick of cheese and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel. :sunglasse
my3rdskyline
12-23-2004, 10:49 PM
laughing my fuckin ass off. good for you. I'm happy for you!
KustmAce
12-23-2004, 11:11 PM
:rofl:
Moppie
12-23-2004, 11:15 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
shdowprde
12-23-2004, 11:29 PM
i suprised u can still type but i only wish i could feel that good right now, but lifes hell get drunk and piss people off makes it better
clawhammer
12-23-2004, 11:35 PM
That's very funny. LOL...
Shortbus
12-24-2004, 12:37 AM
what no budweiser... slacker...
dissapointed.
dissapointed.
Jay!
12-24-2004, 01:10 AM
I'm just glad I was out of mouthwash! :eek:
FairyDust
12-24-2004, 01:24 AM
dude that is so good! I thought it was gonna be some damn feel good thing or how to improve yourself thing at first. :bigthumb:
-Davo
12-24-2004, 01:41 AM
This morning I woke up and found my self touching my self.........
87lToronadol
12-24-2004, 02:24 AM
:lol: :lol2: yeah! :iceslolan
ec437
12-24-2004, 02:41 AM
This morning I woke up and found my self touching my self.........
so did you finish what you started or what?
so did you finish what you started or what?
sivic02
12-24-2004, 03:07 AM
that is quite possibly the most beautiful thing i have ever heard. im going to take your advice! ive got about 3 beers left of the case i started on a few hours ago and about 12 vicodin so wish me luck!
jon@af
12-24-2004, 03:20 AM
Funniest. Thread. Ever. :lol2:
Jimster
12-24-2004, 03:32 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
Only Jay could do something like this! :rofl:
Only Jay could do something like this! :rofl:
imtheoneandonlyD
12-24-2004, 03:59 AM
so did you finish what you started or what?
lol, do you REALLY want to know?
lol, do you REALLY want to know?
dugie6551
12-24-2004, 10:37 AM
That was great .... :lol::lol::lol:
Oh Damn, I just opened a new bottle of Crown Royal ... guess I better finish it all !!!
Oh Damn, I just opened a new bottle of Crown Royal ... guess I better finish it all !!!
tonioseven
12-24-2004, 08:42 PM
Jay>:sunglasse
HighOctaneNOSUser
12-24-2004, 08:46 PM
lmfao. Lol.
I think I got something unfinished in the medicine cabinet...
*Taking every drug known to man*
I think I got something unfinished in the medicine cabinet...
*Taking every drug known to man*
Toksin
12-24-2004, 09:53 PM
Oldie but a goodie, I'm sure I posted this before ;)
Either way, LOL
Either way, LOL
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