School prep thinks this is funny!

I'm in my senior year at high school so I get to park in the teacher lot. Well, in the afternoon's, I leave to go to Votec (trade school) and so I get in my car and leave. Well this around the time the bell lets the first lunch to go so people will skip and go outside. Well, I drive down the straight-a-way, past the football stadium and here are three football jock's walking in the middle of the road. So I stop and wait for them to walk on, but they don't. Finally, one of them see's me, he's the heavy set one weighing maybe close to 300 pds. So he runs toward my car, jumps on the hood and lays there. I'm getting pissed at this point cause my hood probably just encaved in and it was dent free to begin with. So he signals me to drive him around the parking lot with him on the hood. I'm sitting there honking my horn telling him to get the "fuck" off my car, but he doesn't listen and keeps insisting that I drive around. So after 30 seconds of arguing, I just got so mad, I gunned the thing in first getting up to about 25mph and then I slam on the brakes making them squeal. He flys off the hood, tumbles on the pavement doing maybe 3 rolls and just lays there. I thought I may have killed him, then he pops up and starts laughing. I just drive off being pissed and when I pulled off the side of the road, my hood is dent free (thank-god for honda quality) but man was I pissed for him doing that. Maybe next time, I should just run him over. We'll see if that's funny!

that sucks man, i always used 2 have this dumb broad who thought it was funny to jump on my car, needless to say, shit hit one spot where it goes up at the side and dented it. i wasnt happy by anymeans, and i know what u mean about people trying to be "funny" when they do stuff like that. one day during lunch i was coming back into the school and all these kids are outside playing hacky sack. they see me and form a line across the lot (maybe 30 kids there) so i cant get thru so i'm about 5 feet from them and one kid decides he wants to sit on my car and i saw he was gonna do it, already had her in reverse, reved it a few times and dumped the clutch, kid fell flat on his ass. everyone laughed and i shot stones at the other kids with my tires lol :)

^^^ I glad to hear someone else had a similar thing happen. Believe me, if he does it again, we'll see what a 300 pounder looks like flying off my hood when I hit the brakes going 35mph! I might just shit my pants if the moment happens again. :D

Next time don't give him the chance to get on the car, 3 words... hit and run. If you take out his knee caps he will learn his lesson.

Next time don't give him the chance to get on the car, 3 words... hit and run. If you take out his knee caps he will learn his lesson.

:lol: But I couldn't afford the insurance if I did it.

I would go get all the Cross Country kids to beat him up.