The Automotiveforums.com Story Thread

Story time kids. Write your part of the story. Make sure you don't tighten up the storyline too much, so others can continue with it. Also, once you post your part, you must wait until 5 other members post, before you can post again. Here we go. :)

Once upon a time there was a guy named SiGNAL748, he was driving down the 101. Just cruising along, freeflowing traffic, nice sunny day. Everything was going ok until he saw.....

The highway patrol in his rearview

He then started panicing he realized he had a bowl and weed. He decided to let it out on the road threw the window. The Highway patrolmen then pulled him over and cited him for several charges landing him in jail. :lol2:

where he met dirtydx, a peacefull hippy who was also in on drug charges. Dirtydx was a master of jedi mind control, and was planning to make an escape that very day.

so dirtydx leaned over and began to whisper into signals ear. he said "it's been so long since they let me have a cell mate" as he began unbuttoning signals jumpsuit.

Signal beggin Dirty to be gentle since it being his forst time....

when all of the sudden the fire alarm went off. Signal looked around, and realized that...

Bush's stupid army forces had bombed the wrong building, and there was a gaping whole in the wall. UNfortunatly it was on the other side of the room. He thought he was doomed untill...

a bunch of midgets jump out of a hummer with tommy guns and gunned down his cell mate.

But it turned out his cell mate was attached to a nuclear weapon, and when his heart rate ended, it blew up, killing the entire Earth.

it blew up, killing the entire Earth.

*ahem*

Make sure you don't tighten up the storyline too much, so others can continue with it

carry on...

fortunately dirtydx had the spiritual power to rewind time, back to when signal was just about to be born...

*ahem*

Make sure you don't tighten up the storyline too much, so others can continue with it

carry on...
That was the point, genius, to end the story

fortunately dirtydx had the spiritual power to rewind time, back to when signal was just about to be born...


and one of the midgets shot him with an at4. And he blew up.































J/k, he ran away and screemed like a wittle baby.(damn i suck at these)

Just Then, Signal ran through the hole that had been blown open by the midget's guns. He dashed out of jail, and came across a shady figure known as HighOctane. He was selling...

prostitutes, whipped cream, and

viagra

I know I'm not supposed to post, but I guess I will for fun:p

And Signal bought all three. He made the prostitutes bathe in whipped cream, while he secretly took the bottle of Viagra, cuz honestly, he needed it:p





JK, signal, back to your story....

actually that wasn't that bad of an addon, we'll keep it :tongue:

prostitutes, whipped cream, and


and... a tutu. While in the big house Signal had been through some serious changes by being everyones loves toy. Instead of buying the prostitutes, Signal decided to joined them on their nightly rounds hoping he could make some money and somehow readjust to living on the outside. It was at that moment that he...

**EDIT** Oh man, lets continue the story here.

Looked up to see a flying whale. It made a noise like a...

bunch of nails on a chalk board
he looked up and the whale looked like the actor.....

Pee Wee herman, Signal couldn't take it anymore with the constant huh, huh huh that pee wee was making so signal...

Ran away and hid in the corner, shaking violently and uncontrollably. Somebody walked down the ally, where signal was hiding. It was a hobo, he yelled and said...

I'm Rick James bitch, the Hobbo got up and....

...grew a long pigsnout, then built a greenhouse out of clear bricks, where he proceeded to...

Started beating him with a newpaper yelling get out of my spot!! Then all the suden a cop saw them from the end of the alley and...

crap I type to slow it was suppose to go after neutrino sorry

brought them to 91300zxtt's party on thursday so they could all have some alchohol, and when they arrived suddenly a very attractive girl said....

Only in your dreams will you have me. Heart broken and tired of not having sex in a while, he began wacking off in the corner to the dream about that very attractive girl............and when he saw his man juice on the wall he turned around and...............

Just then, DirtyDX warped back time, before signal ot at, when HighOctane burst in and said, wanna buy some trojan condoms? Just then the BF burst in and started fighting HighOctane. Signal turned and...

said..."It's all fun and games until somebody loses and eye! Can't we all just get a long?"

If you dont mind im too impatient to wait for 5 posts :icon16:

Just then, the TRHK (me) came out of the corner in his flashy Armani clothing and said to Signal: I have a job for you and you will get $100k, and that job is to go to my hide out (gives address) and go load your self up and take the Aston Martin that's loaded with Bond's gadget, and destroy J_Swigz and jcz1987's cars and make sure theyre totaled. Taking the offer, Signal took his ass to the hideout and............

stole all of TRHK's clothes, his dirty magazines his sheep and his french maid and took the underground tunnel below the hideout only to run into.....

The girl with the one boob as seen in 240NIZ's signature, only to find out that...

Its not a girl... Then signal and the heshe fall deeply in love and end up...

Too impatient:)

With oddly enough, no kids, even after numerous tries:p

All of the sudden, a loud crash came from above the underground tunnel. Signal Ran and saw...

jcz1987 in his car and told him... "Get in, I'm gonna save your ass from this mess" Signal jumps in and realizes that civicgrllco2005 is wearing her clothes to tight again as usual and Signal sees a way too big cameltoe and decides....

to loose his virginity...

but he can't because he already lost it to his hand and the pain is to great on his......

Index finger.

Just then Signal got tossed from the car, and looked up to see ________ coming at him....

...on his nothing! bollocks! he nails civicgrlco2005 then...

..Toksin shows up with a rather large stick and ruins the party.