Sick puppies from the UK this time

Yikes.

That's awful!!!:(

As the green fairy would say, "that is some pretty fucked up shit!"

She wants to use the money to buy herself a car because she crashed it? I hope it's 15 years jail.

Well that looks more like a tabloid than a newspaper so I think there is a very good chance the story is fake.

Crazyayjay could confirm how trustworthy that source is.

Crazyayjay could confirm how trustworthy that source is.


I'm sure he will, once he finds 30,000 quid :p

:wtf:

Its a tabloid paper and I hope the story is a fake but I am almost certain I read it somewhere else the other day I just cant for the life of me remember where. I may have just seen the headline somewhere

I'm sure he will, once he finds 30,000 quid :p


well he can start by selling his car...although that might not take him that far unless he pretends thhat it was the Queen's personal Golf or something.


I am almost certain I read it somewhere else the other day I just cant for the life of me remember where. I may have just seen the headline somewhere

Penthouse?


:biggrin:

Penthouse?


Ah thanks for reminding I remember now, it was actually playboy... :iceslolan

"I thought she's breathing in the fumes anyway and I thought what hope has the girl got?"

None... none at all...

*in reference to the daughter doing cocaine*
"Let's be honest about it, she's going to, isn't she? Well I'd rather, if she's going to do it, she did it with me, with my knowledge, with my consent, so that we can build up the honesty.

Ultimate perversion of parental care?

"I like jam doughnuts," said the infant.

Thats the most sane thing I read in the whole article.

Crazyayjay could confirm how trustworthy that source is.
Look at it this way. Would any respectable newspaper print something like "Britain's most evil mum"? :grinno:

Like The Sun, or The Mirror, The News of the World is a sensationalist POS 'newspaper' read by builders and White Van Man. Half of the shit in there is bollocks, although this particular story may well be true. Who knows... It's a very disturbing story, but i cant help but laugh at the tone in which it's written...

I'm sure he will, once he finds 30,000 quid :p
:lol2:

well he can start by selling his car...although that might not take him that far unless he pretends thhat it was the Queen's personal Golf or something.
Well then maybe i'll sell MY virginity... no way of telling with a guy, right? though ill have to pretend to be learning the ropes. "Oh i see.... this goes there... mmmmm"

Well then maybe i'll sell MY virginity... no way of telling with a guy, right? though ill have to pretend to be learning the ropes. "Oh i see.... this goes there... mmmmm"


well, according to numerous stand up comedians and tv comedy shows men cannot ask for directions. So to find your way you'll either have to use a topographic map or a GPS system.


Disclaimer: Despite modern miniaturisation technology, the implantation of the GPS tracker might still hurt.

Well then maybe i'll sell MY virginity... no way of telling with a guy, right? though ill have to pretend to be learning the ropes. "Oh i see.... this goes there... mmmmm"


You call it pretending, everyone else knows the truth :D

well, according to numerous stand up comedians and tv comedy shows men cannot ask for directions. So to find your way you'll either have to use a topographic map or a GPS system.


Disclaimer: Despite modern miniaturisation technology, the implantation of the GPS tracker might still hurt.

And also the fact that some GPS systems arent to accurate god only knows where you could end up...*Shudders at the thought

And also the fact that some GPS systems arent to accurate god only knows where you could end up...*Shudders at the thought


True missing the mark by a few meters would could be quite bad

Guess I should've included in the disclaimer that the use of an ground based repeater is recomended for increased rezolution.

You call it pretending, everyone else knows the truth :D
Ok, you got me. Im still on my V-plates :redface:

"Kent sold our reporter £200 of crack cocaine"

:confused:

Just a side deal going on or what? :lol2:

:disappoin Absolutely terrible.

damn dem be some big titties that the mother got

Update: I guess, the Brit authorities took notice...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004590696,00.html

if thats true thats just fucking sick.