Do i have problems?

Alright so iam outside shoveling a path to my shed in my backyard and i pick up a random rubber mallet/Sledgehammer and begin to tool around with it because iam mad bored...I casually throw it away from me and i unexpectantly took off a clay lawn Elfs head standing guard next to this tree...I walked over to pick up the malet and i proceded to smash the remains of the poor clay/pottery lawn elf to pieces....Not satisfied with the destruction i just caused, i took a few whacks at one of my moms flower pots and obliterated it to a couple dozen peices...Worried that some nieghbor might be spyin on me...i stopped my rampage, finished shoveling and went back inside

LOL, breaking things is fun. Normal for children.....

yeah i break things every now and then like one time my PS2 controller would not stop makin a clicking sound every time i pushed the button so i took it out side and smased it with a hammer, and then i did that to my second controler cuz it made a sound when I pushed the button, luckily i have a third controller and it dont make a sound

Yes you do have problems, but it appears atleast a few others including me have those problems. I enjoy smashing things sometimes too and I know what you mean about breaking shit and then thinking about some neighbor that's looking out the window at you.

safer to break things then people. keep up the good work.lol

Just break things in private.
I once beat the hell out of our cordless phone in front of my wife. She got a bit scared and wanted me out of the house until I calmed down. Sometimes women don't understand that they are not next....it's just something we have to get off our chest.

No. I break stuff all the time. I am trying to cut the violence down because I am starting to get the way I used to be. EXTREMELY hot tempered and anything can set me off.

i break stuff once in awhile. Only when im extremely frustrated or angry though, and its usually when no one is around.

marry into a Greek family, then you will always be breaking something...

Nothing wrong with you, some people just have an unhealthy appetite for destruction.

if you repress it it will only build up more anger. i think it's normal for males to want to be destructive and i think you are fine. it's when you allow it to get out of controll around others or even alone that i would be worried about. as long as you feel in controll i wouldn't worry about it.
it's good to release some frustration every now and then. you should also try other technics like deep breathing when shit like this occures.
g-luck

ps i love to be destructive too! woot!

You guys have NO feelings .. I'm disappointed with everyone :disappoin:

We have lost another defenseless Lawn NOME to the vil, inconsiderate beating by a creep who feels he must destory someone because of their jealosy or need to compensate for the lack of an adeqaute penis size.

May you rest in pieces poor, poor soul. :sadwavey:
























JUST KIDDING :lol: .... you should have blown him up !!!!

lol I think its a guy thing. For some reason, I can get really pissed off at an inanimaten object. I will beat and curse at it as if it were a real person. Its not just you, its all us guys. We all have problems.

If only I had a punching bag.

If only I had a punching bag.
got one...best thing ive invested in. But sometimes it's just not enough

Defintely invest in a punching bag. I have on but it isn't hung yet. We need to make room for it. Punching walls is getting expensive having to pay for sheet rock the tape and mud. I am getting rather quick and a lot better with patching walls.

Nah, nothin wrong with it. The worst I have done is...umm..ok, there's lots:)

1. Put myself through a wall when I failed 4 subjects in skool.

2. Taken a chainsaw to numerous things:) Including - Various tree, bushs, wood decorations, maybe a lawn nome (Widdled one)

3. Chucked a brick at my mom's old car. Hey, who wouldn't, it's a piece a shit:) And then she sold it a week after:)

lol, where on the car did you hit it with the brick?

Nothing wrong with you, some people just have a healthy appetite for destruction.

Fixed. :thumbsup:

1. Put myself through a wall when I failed 4 subjects in skool.

I am going to go out on a limb here ... but, was spelling one of the subjects you failed? :lol:

dugie, lol. I think its probable

"Do i have problems?"

Yes

roflmao, when i first started living with 3 of my friends in a duplex, one of them is really just not bright at all and he always accidentally eft his alarm on, his AMAZINGLY LOUD alarm on. and he never had to wake up before noon for work and the damn thing would go off at 7 or 8:00 in the morning. And he sleeps like a BRICK. his alarm doesnt wake HIM up, it wakes someone up who shakes him till he wakes up. I told him for 2 weeks straight to stop or i'd break it and one Friday we threw this huge party, we all got trashed to shit, im laying on the couch passed out, there were probably 10 people all asleep (passed out) at our house and his alarm goes off at 7:04. I was so pissed and hung over, I ran up the stairs 3 at a time, POUNDED the top of the alarm with my fist 3 times, yanked it out of the wall, where the cord knocked over his flimsy ass nightstand and all his shot glasses n shit on it, and threw it as hard as I could down the stairs. :D It hit the door and just SHATTERED EVERYWHERE. everyone in the house woke up, and most of them just laughed when they finally pieced together what happened. hehehe, there's still a huge dent in the door. I've got a great digipic of the shattered clock somewhere on my home comp. he was so pissed for like a week. Then we made him clean it up cuz it was his fault he refused to turn it off.


one of my best friends in the world just isn't that bright. She met this guy online that lived around here. (college town, MU, so there's a lot of this bullshit) She IMed him online for a few days, exchanged pics, had a lil phone convo., and then one day she was like I'm going to wal-mart, ill be back on later. so she goes and this dood stops her while she's in there and is like "Brie!" and it was this guy, but he didn't look like his pic (he was apparently very photogenic) and she said he was really wierd and kinda advanced on her n shit. she dismissed herself and then later online told him she didn't wanna talk to him anymore really. she was pretty freaked out. then this bitch keeps calling her and when she's like "listen i dont wanna talk to you" he gets angry pissed and told her to watch her back and that he was gonna fuck her up n shit and proceeded to stalk her. So my best friend and I reverse looked up his phone number, got his address, I took my bat to his car a few times and my best friend threw a rock through the guy's duplex window. Just to make sure he got the connection, we left a note in his windshield wiper, read: "Stalk this."
We were pretty young at the time lol for like 2 days i would jump every time i heard a knock on the door and my friend did the same thing for like 2 weeks. : :banghead: People wonder why I smoke... :smokin:

One And Only, I hit the front side fender (Front quarter panel?)

Dugie, actually, I meant to do that. I failed like French, Social Studies, Gym (Dunno how:p?) and Music. Luckily, this happened a while ago.

Hey assholes, breaking shit is for limp-dick pussys...
Me, I like to kick the shit out of puppies and kittens. I have also fucked a pony, actually it was more like rape.
Do I have problems?

Hey assholes, breaking shit is for limp-dick pussys...
Me, I like to kick the shit out of puppies and kittens. I have also fucked a pony, actually it was more like rape.
Do I have problems?

:banhim:

Dugie, actually, I meant to do that. I failed like French, Social Studies, Gym (Dunno how:p?) and Music. Luckily, this happened a while ago.

Yeah, I kind of figured that ... but I was just having some fun :lol:

How do you fail Gym & Music?

I honestly couldn't tell ya! My mark in gym was 74% and music was 98%, so it wasn't really fail, I meant I didn't get honor roll:p and for music, I ddn't get the music award, so I was pissed:p