I met a retard tonight.

A fellow board member and myself were leaving the local watering hole when we come upon an extremely nice honda civic...(by nice I mean uncle ben is sending them stock quotes) He proceeds to rev the everloving dog crap out of the motor until we go sprinting across the parking lot yelling "RICE!". I pull up next to him and ask him if its worth running. His butt buddy in the passenger seat gets out and tells me that it has NAWWWWSS! and I don't want to mess with it. I told him that I wasn't worried about it, but he insisted on telling me that his buddy said to kiss his @ss. Finally, he told me that my chevy wasn't worth his time. I replied with, "Its a Buick retard, and he gives me the finger.

A few minutes later, we swing back by and he's still pleasuring himself with the sound of the fart cannon and his slick APC sticker on the 1/4 panel. He pulls out on the street and gives me the finger again...how classy, "my new motto is kicking @ss with class." We finally pull along side, only to have El Importo and his trusty sidekick Sticker Boy hop in the turn lane and wuss out on a race that was promised to be every bit as amazing as that whole water into wine trick that ol JC did.

GOD I LOVE THESE CARS!!!!!!!!

Lol That was great...I dont know if it was the story or the way you said it, but the overall effect was good.

That's pretty funny, I've had similar things happen to me, only it was the Del Sol in my sig and he actually raced me.

Agreed

Storytelling in the style learned from the posting school of Redneck. :2cents:

If he was soo confident in his Civic, then he shouldn't have backed out

He should have been confident. hypsi has an older car...they are run 18s. And this civic is an import with NOS. end of story. No need to waist gas.

You should have just turned behind him....


You need more stickers on your car. Seriously, haevn't you ever played Need for Speed underground? You gotta have enough stickers and vinyl if you want the king of the street to race you

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and by burned him, I think we mean covered his car in gasoline and set fire to it with him in it.

LOL, funny stuff. Late...

Storytelling in the style learned from the posting school of Redneck. :2cents:


:lol: ok...


Good Stuff Andy, Hope to see you and that Chevy of yours 4th of July if it all plans out. :p

sounds like a kid that just got his car and thought he was the shit.. lol glad I'm knowledgable of cars and don't make an ass out of myself.

Awesome, why can't i ever meet people like that. You damn Chevy guys and your Monte Carlos. :icon16:

Ha should done a big smokey burnout in front of him or threw some revs and drowned him out.

Now, now, hypsi. You should know better. That would be like Mike Tyson picking a fight with Woody Allen....lol

you should of seen the look on their faces when I pulled next to them and let my TE-63 build about 12 PSI then sputter a bit... It was priceless

Why such a small turbo?

:)

http://www.molestedcars.com/rice/058.jpg

Here he is and he wants a rematch.

Winngggggdinnggdinnggdinnggdinggg..kapaaaaaaAAA..w ingbaaaahmmm...

And Red....not a big fan of english...although, I think wingding might be in the dictionary...

Winngggggdinnggdinnggdinnggdinggg..kapaaaaaaAAA..w ingbaaaahmmm...
Speak english, FOOL!


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i think red is speaking in "Ricer" language.

i was goin to say, you should've let the blow off valve do the talking. however from what you say that you let the turbo sputter, i'm assuming you don't have one in your car.