A man, an Ostritch and a Cat??? C18
ragt20
03-04-2002, 06:45 AM
Where is everyone...tis a bit quiet...heres something to cheer those around....:hehe:
A man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
"That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
"What'll it be today" says the bartender
"Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll join you in a double whisky" says the ostrich
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
"That will be £21.95" says the bartender
So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
"Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why, no matter what the price, you always have the exact change in your pocket?"
"Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left me everything in her house and inside there was a lamp so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I wanted to buy something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
"That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of money. What else did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
:D
A man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
"That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
"What'll it be today" says the bartender
"Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll join you in a double whisky" says the ostrich
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
"That will be £21.95" says the bartender
So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
"Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why, no matter what the price, you always have the exact change in your pocket?"
"Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left me everything in her house and inside there was a lamp so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I wanted to buy something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
"That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of money. What else did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
:D
primera man
03-04-2002, 07:31 AM
:D :D :D Nice one
Rich
03-04-2002, 08:59 AM
"That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of money. What else did you ask for?" "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
:hehehe: :D :lol2:
:hehehe: :D :lol2:
SkylinesKillAll
03-04-2002, 11:03 AM
hehe :D
Firebird
03-04-2002, 11:48 PM
ahahahaha thats some pretty good stuff. :D
jinushaun
03-05-2002, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
"What else did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
:( :( He didn't get his poon. Every man is hurting right now.
"What else did you ask for?"
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
:( :( He didn't get his poon. Every man is hurting right now.
Neutrino
03-06-2002, 04:17 AM
Didn't see that coming.:bloated:
YogsVR4
03-06-2002, 08:20 AM
Those damn Genies never get it right!! :D
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Spec2 Girl
03-06-2002, 03:41 PM
Haha, that one was really good! :hehehe: :hehehe:
NeoFreek
03-06-2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
"I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
ragt20
03-06-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by NeoFreek
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
me is confused by your question....as the Punch line is at the end....:confused: :rolleyes:......
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
me is confused by your question....as the Punch line is at the end....:confused: :rolleyes:......
Judge
03-06-2002, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by NeoFreek
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
wtf? http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/gay.gif
rag: :hehehe: :hehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :hehe:
HAHAHAH! That was great. But why was the punch line in the middle of the joke? :confused:
wtf? http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/gay.gif
rag: :hehehe: :hehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :hehe:
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