Strange Names

Have you ever had a teacher, class mate, or co-worker with a strange name? I have! This post is about sharing strange (or funny) names of people you've actually met or known.

I've known:

Robin Hood
Candy Treat
Harry Dong (poor chinese exchange student who didn't know an ounce of English)
Vagina (pronounced Va-geena) Smith
Fire Burns

Father Bottoms
and a teacher named Mrs. Penis (pronounced pin-is)

Fun stuff! Please share.

I've only come across a few strange names

Austin Cooper and Kumsoon Yoo, for example

i work for a road side assitance motor club and ive seen a Robert Foch (pronouce F#*K)
and a Mike Rotch from Nashville tn. along with a Norman Nutt and Virginia Cock

a guy in school had a name pronounced long dong I have talked to a Bruce Lee here at work and when I took called I talked to a Thomas Anderson. I really felt like doing the whole agent smith voice the whole time I was on the phone with him.

When makeing new email acct at my job I came across a Mr. Asorgy pronounced ( A-sorge ).

Last year a girl named Crystal Ball graduated from my school.

I had an old english teacher named Mrs. Wacker pronounced Walker. And a Sceince teacher named Mrs. Euren ( not urine, yur-een)

My name is Thomas Addison...

Guy went to my school named Max Power.

haha reminds me of that Simpsons episode.

In college, my english teacher's name is William Khun (everybody called him Kunt for the first three weeks), my Tech in Industry teach's name is Jos A Peeters (he's german so he doesnt pronounce is j's), a buddy of mine is name Jerry Mguire and working at my job i've heard/seen plenty of weird names, too bad i cant think of any right now.

watching espn there is a college basketball player with the last name Haryasz. pronounced Hairy Ass.

Trixie Swallow............ no shes not a pornstar....at least I hope not.....shes 63 :uhoh:

Trixie Swallow............ no shes not a pornstar....at least I hope not.....shes 63 :uhoh:
that doesnt mean she wasnt a pornstar back in her days

I went to high school with a guy name Richard Long, but every called him Dick. Hence Dick long.

I also worked with a Korean guy named Bill Cody.

Oh, right, I've met a Jenna Lovecock. Total porn-star name :D

Guy went to my school was named Mike Hunt.

Over the announcements you'd hear them stutter and be like "mike...al hunt to the office"

Guy went to my school was named Mike Hunt.

Over the announcements you'd hear them stutter and be like "mike...al hunt to the office"
Maybe i'm just slow but I dont think that's really that interesting...someone wanna explain? :screwy:

Say it out loud.

Mike Hunt = My Cunt

:spit::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, not to forget Seymour Clearly.

Bill Nye is in my english class.

a chick on TV had the name of Anne Drewa.. its funny when u say it... kinda.

I've got to contribute Lyma Beene (Lima Bean, for the slow in the head:p), and My Computer teachers husband, Homer...who's last name is...Simpson:p

a guy in school had a name pronounced long dong I have talked to a Bruce Lee here at work and when I took called I talked to a Thomas Anderson. I really felt like doing the whole agent smith voice the whole time I was on the phone with him.
I went to High School with a Thomas Anderson. It was hilarious after the first movie came out, EVERYBODY was doing the Agent Smith joke to him.

I went to school with Eddie Murphy

Almost forgot, there was a Matthew Perry in the class of '04 too.

I have a strange name. Khoua Eh and its really pronounced KOO-E. So many people ask me: "is the E-H part of your first name? and yes it is. here are the many different ways to say my name.
-Koo-AH
-KO-AH
-Koo
-Kooster
-Cool-E
- i dont really care people say my name bcuz im so used to having nearly 8 different names everyday, yes...thats everyday! hahahahahha!

Our school had a foreign exchange student from China, her name was Winky. Cool girl, very smart.

Turns out her name was Wing Yi, guess it's just easier to say Winky... Wish I didn't lose her email, she was awesome.

i also knew a Jackmeet we use to call him....well you know where it heading

My brother worked with this guy who's name was Effen Mann. It's funny cuz it sounds like F-ing man as in fucking man for those of you who are slow. another one that just sounds funny was my sister's friend. His name was Yonnie Dicker.

THe best university name is Fairfield University. It's abbreviation is FU.

Wyane car

And fanny phelan

I went to school with a Jackie Chan

At the american headquarter of my company, we have Donald Duke (Donald Duck) and John Kennedy

Im not quite sure how old this one is, being that i seem to post at the old threads and I am really trying to stop, but I know a guy named
jacki noff

i know a kid named jay walker. every time i see him i yell "freeze jaywalker"

Now, what kind of parent would do that to their children? Can you imagine how Many Michael Jackson/Jordans there are? I've met 3 Michael Jordans just by myself.

I know a Holly Wood, Anthony Anthony Anthony, an Egar Bevar (Eager Bever) and the best. Harry Heiny.

Well there is a girl in my clas her full name they said on the first day of clas was


Bang that chung i dont how to spell it but it was werid

Im not quite sure how old this one is, being that i seem to post at the old threads and I am really trying to stop, but I know a guy named
jacki noff

Just look at the date on the last post. Its not real hard.

I used to work with a woman (Vietnamese I Think), her name was Phong Sri, but she always pronounced it Fonzy, so there was much "Happy Days" jokes...

Another woman, definitely Vietnamese, was Mai Duong ("My Dong")... I used to have a habit of saying "My bad" when I goofed, and every time I said it around her, she always thought I was saying she was bad...

I also worked with a woman named Kandi Gray, until she got divorced and changed back to her maiden name of Kayne ("Candy Cane").

I currently work with a Chuck Brown (Charlie Brown).

At Blockbuster, used to rent movies to a Sandy Pyle (who emphatically inisted on being referred to as DR. Pyle, and was a giant bitch about it).

At my old job, I used to get engineering drawings with the last name "Schmeckpepper" on it... not dirty or anything, I just think it's a funny last name.

I knew a bang nguyen(bong)/mike tyson/crystal wang