A lonely woman
-Josh-
12-12-2004, 09:01 PM
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and
said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and
said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
dirtydx
12-12-2004, 09:02 PM
haha
Drifty
12-12-2004, 09:07 PM
lol
Muscletang
12-12-2004, 09:09 PM
very sick
but still funny
but still funny
eversio11
12-12-2004, 09:09 PM
:lol: clever old bastard
SeXy_AnGeL
12-12-2004, 10:33 PM
Hahahahahaha
Schister66
12-12-2004, 10:45 PM
Thats just sick....but it was funny i have to admit
tonioseven
12-12-2004, 11:00 PM
:spit::lol::lol::lol:
clawhammer
12-12-2004, 11:02 PM
Good joke.
-Davo
12-13-2004, 12:09 AM
:lol2:
hehe, good one.
hehe, good one.
crayzayjay
12-13-2004, 04:21 AM
I dont get it :confused:
:p
:p
Oz
12-13-2004, 05:26 AM
:lol:
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