The perks of being a member of the senior crew!
taranaki
03-03-2002, 06:04 AM
~
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
primera man
03-03-2002, 07:53 AM
I wont tell you how many of those i answered "yes" to :p :p
Tom_S8
03-03-2002, 08:08 AM
LOL , i'm not there *YET*... Thank god...
ragt20
03-03-2002, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Tom_S8
LOL , i'm not there *YET*... Thank god...
same here plenty of time b4 joining the seniors crew :hehe:
LOL , i'm not there *YET*... Thank god...
same here plenty of time b4 joining the seniors crew :hehe:
NeoFreek
03-03-2002, 11:41 AM
Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-03-2002, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by NeoFreek
Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
u what ?
It's only because no one wants to be one.... sortof ..... cuz they don;t want to die either so they're stuck with it
Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
u what ?
It's only because no one wants to be one.... sortof ..... cuz they don;t want to die either so they're stuck with it
YogsVR4
03-04-2002, 12:40 PM
#13 will never be true! Never I say!!
Never pay again for live sex! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=1) | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=3) | Chat for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=5)
Never pay again for live sex! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=1) | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=3) | Chat for free! (http://showmewebcam.com/?p=5)
taranaki
03-06-2002, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by NeoFreek
Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
RazorGTR
03-06-2002, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
Hey I resemble that remark hahahaha
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
Hey I resemble that remark hahahaha
Spec2 Girl
03-06-2002, 03:37 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry: I’m going to be a senior in exactly 8 months time!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
NeoFreek
03-06-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.:)
I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
taranaki
03-07-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by NeoFreek
I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
Not at all!:silly2: :silly2: ...I just wanted you to know how nice it is to have some fresh company in Off-Topic!:p :p :p
I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
Not at all!:silly2: :silly2: ...I just wanted you to know how nice it is to have some fresh company in Off-Topic!:p :p :p
Setanta
03-08-2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....
post - 30s??? OMG... all of a sudden you want me to feel old too???? Nooooo.
Then again - some of us never grow up :p
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....
post - 30s??? OMG... all of a sudden you want me to feel old too???? Nooooo.
Then again - some of us never grow up :p
Automotive Network, Inc., Copyright ©2025