need to get out of a ticket?

If anyone ever needs to get out ofa ticket here's the solution.

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

oldie but goodie, thanks

I'll let you know if it works.

I'll let you know if it works.
I dare you to. They might charge you with giving false information.

They might charge you with giving false information.

Yeah, after they drag you from the car with guns drawn...

or they may just go "guess how many times we've heard that one..."

OLD... but still a good laugh... havn't heard it in a while.

I don't think I want to try this. Theres the cops that are just huge jackasses. They just do there jobs and give tickets. Im sure it will work in some cases but im sure you could get in huge shit. Ya know?

I don't think I want to try this. Theres the cops that are just huge jackasses. They just do there jobs and give tickets. Im sure it will work in some cases but im sure you could get in huge shit. Ya know?


You think?

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Now that's comedy

comedy is anyone who tries it, ha