30 fun things to do while driving
KatWoman
03-01-2002, 12:41 PM
1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.
27. Stop and collect road kill.
28. Stop and pray to road kill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.
27. Stop and collect road kill.
28. Stop and pray to road kill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
YogsVR4
03-01-2002, 01:00 PM
Now number 22 must be a real challenge to the women drivers!
However, I think buying a Winebago and cruising at 10mph down lakeshore drive in chicago during rush hour taking up at least two lanes would be the best way to annoy another driver. :)
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Spec2 Girl
03-01-2002, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by KatWoman
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
:hehehe: :hehehe: this one has definite appeal! :hehehe: :p
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
:hehehe: :hehehe: this one has definite appeal! :hehehe: :p
jinushaun
03-01-2002, 04:07 PM
8. Stop at the green lights.
One too many... I get serious brain farts while driving sometimes.
9. Go at the red ones.
Several close calls. Again, brain farts.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
Like, all the friggin time!
13. Sing without having the radio on.
Fortunately, yes...
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
I will do this one day!
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
Heck no! Sorry, but I want to live!
You also forgot to mention: (all of which I've done countless times before) Get dressed (shoes included). Try doing that at 60 mph!
Opening Ramune without spilling
Dance--really, I mean full body motion
Read a book
Gradually slow your car to a stop for no reason
Drive like you're drunk
Drive with no hands
Drive with your knees
Drive with your head
Drive with one leg (the other is propped up on the dash)
Take a power nap!
My sisters sometimes get afraid when I drive them. All I hear is "you're gonna kill us!!", and "stop dancing".
One too many... I get serious brain farts while driving sometimes.
9. Go at the red ones.
Several close calls. Again, brain farts.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
Like, all the friggin time!
13. Sing without having the radio on.
Fortunately, yes...
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
I will do this one day!
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
Heck no! Sorry, but I want to live!
You also forgot to mention: (all of which I've done countless times before) Get dressed (shoes included). Try doing that at 60 mph!
Opening Ramune without spilling
Dance--really, I mean full body motion
Read a book
Gradually slow your car to a stop for no reason
Drive like you're drunk
Drive with no hands
Drive with your knees
Drive with your head
Drive with one leg (the other is propped up on the dash)
Take a power nap!
My sisters sometimes get afraid when I drive them. All I hear is "you're gonna kill us!!", and "stop dancing".
speediva
03-02-2002, 03:47 PM
I once got flipped off when I asked someone for Grey Poupon!!! :eek:
Also, have passengers randomly stick body parts out of windows/sunroof! ;)
Also, have passengers randomly stick body parts out of windows/sunroof! ;)
Judge
03-02-2002, 03:58 PM
im going to try 3 and 15 :D
tazdev
03-03-2002, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by KatWoman
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
been there done these.
#3 was my favorite:flipa:
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
been there done these.
#3 was my favorite:flipa:
taranaki
03-03-2002, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by KatWoman
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
All good ideas to help mask the strange knocking noise coming from the engine bay.:eek: :eek: :eek:
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
All good ideas to help mask the strange knocking noise coming from the engine bay.:eek: :eek: :eek:
primera man
03-03-2002, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by KatWoman
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Sounds like fun :p
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
Sounds like fun :p
SickLude
03-03-2002, 10:00 AM
15's the best...lol...that would be sooooo funny...
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-03-2002, 03:09 PM
can 25 be two hot asian chicks ? :D
ac427cpe
03-03-2002, 04:21 PM
what if #22 was tried on the freeway while speeding, instead of at a light?:D
Gonthrax
03-03-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by KatWoman
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
I will have to do those next time I'm not :D In fact I'm thinking about going out right now just to do it :silly:
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
I will have to do those next time I'm not :D In fact I'm thinking about going out right now just to do it :silly:
Tireburner
03-05-2002, 09:01 AM
The one not listed that I have always wanted to do....
Drive with a blowup doll in the passenger seat, then at stoplights make out with her!!!
I would love to have cameras in the back windows pointed at the cars on both sides so I could go home and laugh my ass off at their expressions!!
Drive with a blowup doll in the passenger seat, then at stoplights make out with her!!!
I would love to have cameras in the back windows pointed at the cars on both sides so I could go home and laugh my ass off at their expressions!!
thomas crown
03-05-2002, 12:41 PM
another funny thing to do while you are driving is to honk at people who are going for a walk or something, or out in their yard so they look (and sometimes just wave) and then take a picture of them with the flash on they know you did it... especially at night because it blinds them at the same time, and the pictures are always hilarious. my buddy and i used to do that alot, but one time we got pulled over because a bunch of kids called the cops and when we came back into town they were waiting for us, but we got out of it. it is definitely a funny one though.
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