Huge Race!!!

Well this happened a few weeks ago, just crusing around with my buddy in his '95 Red Turbo Acura Integra. I just put in a upgraded blow-off valve configuration so its insane (sooo loud), so it catchs lots of peoples attention.

Espically two riced up cars. It looked to be about a '95 Civic Hatchback with decals all over it and a huge fart can, and a '99 Turbo Grand Prix with Neuspeed Decals all over it.

They were revving up thier engines and turning to me and laughing (I have no idea why) and haulted to a red light asking for a 3 car race. (I guess they never heard my car). Im running a '04 Turbo 2 upgraded Dodge Srt-4 with heavy engine modifications and running about a 12 flat. They continued to laugh until i revved up my engine along with them and my blow- off valve drowed out thier exust. They werent laughing any more.

The light turned red and even though i span my tires through the whole intersection i caught and passed them in 3rd at about 80 mps (short shifting a little bit). They weren't laughing anymore even tho they put up a good fight until 4th gear. In the end i beat them both by about 8 cars.

I had the last laugh for sure...

sounds like a sweet srt-4.
what mods did you do to it? any internals?

Well my engine is a BluePrint Mopar Engine with Air Intake. Its got Mopar and Neuspeed Intake, Cams, Headers and the Mopar Blow-off Configuration I was talking about. Prob the loudest blow off valve I've ever heard. I also put in the Stage 2 Mopar SRT-4 Turbo. (I had to throw in a turbo timer in there too)

Also has:
- New intercooler
- Huge thump system
- All new engine parts
- 17" Rims
- Strut Bar
- Suspension
etc...

Its got everything and its plenty fast to beat most cars. It definitly surprises vipers and vettes too

You got any pictures of the engine and of your car? I would love to see it. Sounds like a sweet car. How much did all of that run you to up your performance. Also, how much HP do you think you are putting out? Anyway, good kills on the GP and Civic. Late...

why do you have headers on a turbo car.

I want to see pics of the car too. Im not doubting you owning the car (in fact you dont even need to be in the picture) I just want to see that car cause it sounds bad ass.

Edit:
why do you have headers on a turbo car.
Maybe I do want you in the picture.

I think many missed my irony.

cause its all bs...

Lets see some proof, sounds like another BSing noob. With claims like that and saying you have headers and not manafolds in a turbo car, you need proof to prevent people from trying to poke holes in all your posts from now on, and please don't say you don't have a digital cam or that you have trouble uploadig pics like so many others have. You may be telling the truth but you'll need to prive it now, thats just the way things are with so many BSers in this particular forum .

Well my engine is a BluePrint Mopar Engine with Air Intake. Its got Mopar and Neuspeed Intake, Cams, Headers and the Mopar Blow-off Configuration I was talking about. Prob the loudest blow off valve I've ever heard. I also put in the Stage 2 Mopar SRT-4 Turbo. (I had to throw in a turbo timer in there too)

Also has:
- New intercooler
- Huge thump system
- All new engine parts
- 17" Rims
- Strut Bar
- Suspension
etc...

Its got everything and its plenty fast to beat most cars. It definitly surprises vipers and vettes too


Seriously you are not even trying. If you want to try BS you have to do better than that. This is just shameful.:disappoin

unfortunatly im gonna have to agree with getting proof.
I just finished getting my a** chewd on for not having proof. and let me tell you it's not a pleasant experience.
So for your own good get anything you can.
not that im doubting you or anything, it's just gonna keep people off your back.
as far as calling your manifold a header, lots of people get them confused. so dont worry too much about it.
and welcome to the forum by the way.

LOL, yall crack me up.

Well here is my huge race for the night. I pulled up next to a vette, and reved up to him and he just kept looking straight ahead. The light turned green, and i had this huge huge lead, im talking a good 5 bus lengths in on him. So with this huge grin on my face, i look back and that guy was still parked in the same spot, hadnt even started up the car yet.

Then i pulled up next to a pontiac fiero GT, reved up to him and the driver looked over to me with that scared look in his eyes. So i gave him the same look, and the old man could barely see over the steering wheel. But i beat his ass.

:lol:

Mods are a stock 302 engine. A 5000 lb Bronco, with 32 inch tires, and 3:55 gears. Oh and true dual exhaust, with dual glass packs. :toothless:

unfortunatly im gonna have to agree with getting proof.
I just finished getting my a** chewd on for not having proof. and let me tell you it's not a pleasant experience.
So for your own good get anything you can.
not that im doubting you or anything, it's just gonna keep people off your back.
as far as calling your manifold a header, lots of people get them confused. so dont worry too much about it.
and welcome to the forum by the way.


there is no proof on this one. This is about as clear as BS goes

he doesn't even know what he is talking about. There is no such thing as a "Stage 2 Mopar SRT-4 Turbo". stage 2 comes with pcm (what mopar calls their ecu) injectors, new wastegate actuator and the optional toys. So there is no turbo in the kit only stage 3 brings a turbo to the table.



Also: "all new engine parts" right.......the srt4 has a ridiculously strong engine;eg: the 600hp used at bonevile still used stock internals. A stage 2 has absolutelly no use for new internals.

And lets say he got a new manifold and he called it wrong by mistake. Well a new manifold would require a new turbo (since the stock one is built into the manifold) in wich case the mopar stage 2 would become unusable.

Should i continue?

ill try to continue...
He also said "headers", if he was smart, he shoulda said an exhaust manifold, plus he also says "All new Engine parts".....hahahhaha...im guessin this is total bs. That SRT-4 is also forgetting its many lots of fuel upgrades and what totally looks BS is that there are NO pictures at all, none. Gotta see it to believe it.

OH MAN! Those must be some serious numbers you are pushing....on your keyboard that is. Cause thats all you've been doin as far as I can see. If I see some pics, I would shutup, but since half of your car cant even exist...im leaning more towards... :bs: .

excellent points. I personally had no prior knowledge of the srt-4's turbo set up. but for the most part I was just being polite. I mean c'mon 8 car lengths. I have never even seen a street race with that much distance unless something broke. so an srt-4 gaining that much distance on any turbo car is highly unlikley.
plus any one who would change the internals and turbo. would know things like there compression ratio, and how much psi they were running at the time.

but damn neutrino 600hp on stock internals I had no idea they were built that strong they must have forged most of the internals for that.

how do you know it was a 99 gp? or turbo? the 97-2003 models all look the same and unless they put a turbo kit in the gtp is a supercharged car.

Heh, I think he just pleaded guilty to the BS charge.

In response to everyone in this post, and to the NOOB. You just got....

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/232382loser.jpg

but damn neutrino 600hp on stock internals I had no idea they were built that strong they must have forged most of the internals for that.


This will tell you everything about the srt4 engine:

http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/projectcars/0310scc_projneon/


its quite a monster.


and CivRacer95 that is quite a funny new owned pic

Why thank you Neutrino. I just look at his profile. Funny thing is in his biography he says " '04 Upgraded SRT-4", and the car he owns is a 05' Dodge SRT-4. HHHMMMM...quite interesting. Late...

I can't believe I missed this thread!! I missed all the ownage :( Why didn't you PM me HighRev87!?

I can't believe I missed this thread!! I missed all the ownage :( Why didn't you PM me HighRev87!?
Sorry, I dont know why I enjoyed an ownage thread w/o giving a heads up to the king. Ive learned my lesson.

dude i own an srt-4 for me to kill some one 8 car lengths, a: he not racing B: he made a right turn C: they hear motor and give up after 2nd gear or D: YOU THINK THEY ARE RACING YOU. they were prolly RACING YOUr BUDDY MR. B.S not you so you prolly burned all of that gas for nuthing :loser:

dude i own an srt-4 for me to kill some one 8 car lengths, a: he not racing B: he made a right turn C: they hear motor and give up after 2nd gear or D: YOU THINK THEY ARE RACING YOU. they were prolly RACING YOUr BUDDY MR. B.S not you so you prolly burned all of that gas for nuthing :loser:


I would not be so worried about any gas wasted in his srt4 since he doesn't have one. Look at his list of mods: "mopar stage 2 turbo" etc....

True MR. N

dude i own an srt-4 for me to kill some one 8 car lengths, a: he not racing B: he made a right turn C: they hear motor and give up after 2nd gear or D: YOU THINK THEY ARE RACING YOU. they were prolly RACING YOUr BUDDY MR. B.S not you so you prolly burned all of that gas for nuthing :loser:


not necesarily true. i raced my friend's 04 accord coupe LX 5 speed, and this was after my car lost 30whp on the dyno and i still owned him by 7 cars by 90mph. however i was no happy at all casue i should've gotten him by atleast 10 cars. i'm sure a SRT-4 is faster then my car now because i'm not running right. so definitly possible to own someone by 8 cars.

not necesarily true. i raced my friend's 04 accord coupe LX 5 speed, and this was after my car lost 30whp on the dyno and i still owned him by 7 cars by 90mph. however i was no happy at all casue i should've gotten him by atleast 10 cars. i'm sure a SRT-4 is faster then my car now because i'm not running right. so definitly possible to own someone by 8 cars.


Ok his story doesn't make sense. Did he say the GTP was super or turbo charged? Either way, he wouldn't have beaten either one by 8 lengths if they were modded like he says they were.

A 4 cylinder Accord weighs over 3000 lbs and makes just 160 hp. It shouldn't really be a problem for you to put that many lengths on one. A turbo'd civic or GTP are a totally different story.

Huge Thump system made me laugh the most

This one time, at band camp ...

lol what movie is that?

Sixth Sense.

The kid is actually seeing "dead people everywhere."
Great movie. Great story. More believable than the one posted here :)

... or were you refering to my "This one time at Band Camp" line?

That was from the movie "American Pie."
Excellent film :)

Lol both brought a smile to my face.

I thought this forum was for people that know about cars. This is a bunch of bs. Take it from me, an srt 4 owner. The stage 2 turbo doesnt run 12 secs

... maybe he meant 12 flat in the 1/8 :D

Dang it bcreverand you beat me to it... The GTP Grand Prix are supercharged not Turbo'd although i'll wager a bet that he'll come back on and claim the guy was running a turbo/supercharger setup..

Anyway, another newb that can refer to my avatar as to how i feel about their story.

... or were you refering to my "This one time at Band Camp" line?

That was from the movie "American Pie."
Excellent film :)

thats right
:grinyes: american pie, thats funny

alright i gotta break this one out...

turbosrt4...you have officially been
http://img23.exs.cx/img23/5290/t1dsubzerowned.png

I thought this forum was for people that know about cars. This is a bunch of bs. Take it from me, an srt 4 owner. The stage 2 turbo doesnt run 12 secs

i woudlnt doubt if you're turbosrt4 just on a new name, MODS LETS DO AN IP SCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i call second ownage if its him!!!!!

^ Well he did give a web address to look at his car, Maybe you should check it out. It's in his sig. late...

alright i gotta break this one out...

turbosrt4...you have officially been
http://img23.exs.cx/img23/5290/t1dsubzerowned.png

Awesome, way to go old school on that one...http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpg

SO, Ya wanna be a Wise Guy ehhhhh???

http://movie-cast.com/walken.jpg

Ya do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a sottering iron

^ Dirt...YER FIRED!!! Another great movie...late...

It must have a very long intake to need a Mopar and Neuspeed intake put together..lol. I dont know if IM being dumb about this, but does mopar make some kind of "blow-off valve configuration"? I havent laughed this hard in a while. Even if he did own this car....we would see another thread soon entitled "stupid ass SRT-4 looses control in race and hits a light pole"

except for the fact that he entirely made up everything! if It wasn't made up he would have posted again somewhere defending himself... he doesnt even have a friend who owns that car so that he can take a picture of the car and him...

is there a New York in Canada that i dont know about???

and i believe this is the same guy...they both have Canada as their country...i just think its kinda weird how they both have SRT-4s with Turbo Upgrades and they both have places that don't exist as their locations...turbosrt4 has the beverly hills, california area code (90210) while the country is canada....

Yeah i've noticed that too!

i called it first!! :grinyes: :lol:

i woudlnt doubt if you're turbosrt4 just on a new name, MODS LETS DO AN IP SCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i call second ownage if its him!!!!!

you win
:iceslolan

HA! now lets guess his age!
I say he's 12 or he's 35 and suffers from some form of retardation.

split personality

chronic virginity?

he could be trying to compensate for something. 8-

he could be trying to compensate for something. 8-
Dude I defended you and the thread is over, but you are on the same thin ice.

oh c'mon! fine fine fine. now I could say it was a rating system I use y'know like a scale from 10- to 10+, but since we both know it would be a lie. I'll just watch it from now on. so sorry if I offended anyone else.

dude, that guy who started this thread hasnt replied yet, i think he actually went street racing, took pictures with a dude that owns an srt-4, and he's goin to tell us everything the dude had in his srt-4...omg!

na Im pretty sure he changed names lied some more and was banned already.

mmm no, he doesnt have the mental capacity to do that, that would be almost smart and get him out of this hole (3 pages ago) but i think the name changeing story fits fine, and just for future refrences any one saying there from canida and dont put atleast 1 letter in their zip is a total idiot