The Drinking Story Thread

I don't have a drinking story to share right now (drunk lol). But sluttypatton in another thread said we outta start one and I agreed obviously.

So post any of your funny, horrific, etc drinking stories you got here.

there is already a piss post sticky. Why start another drunken ramble?

Sure, I'll go first:

So my friend throws this party at his house, buys two kegs but not many people show up. We probably only had about 25 people there so it really just meant that everybody could drink as much as they wanted. I proceeded to drink a good 20+ beers during the night. My two brothers decided to show up around the time I couldnt hold my head up anymore. I think I was barely awake, outside, not knowing what the hell was going on. So my brothers and my little bros friend (all of whom were smoking weed) decide they need to drive me home to pass out.

On the way home they stopped by a Del Taco to pick up some food. I thought it was a good idea to order a taco also. We park the Jeep and get out to eat. I take two bites out of the taco and decide that eating is not gonna happen. I run over to the nearest bushes, rest my right hand on the tree next to me, and unleash everything in my stomach. I stand there for a minute just looking at the bushes and wondering if I need to puke again. At that point I don't really remember what happened...

...My brother tells me that, inch by inch, my hand kept getting lower and lower on the tree until finally I hit the bushes and completely collapsed. I fell face first into the bushes with my feet ending up pointed straight in the air.

So there I was, passed out in the bushes I just vomited in in front of a Del Taco. I do, however, remember that the bushes felt really really good for some reason which is probably why I fell asleep. My brothers ended up carrying me to the Jeep and throwing me in since I wasn't really in the condition to even walk. Was also carried into my house and thrown into my bed where I slept a good while.

So that's it, my little brother and his friend still say that they've never laughed harder in their lives. I'm just happy me passing out, face first, into bushes was good for something! :biggrin:

I take two bites out of the taco and decide that eating is not gonna happen.



Has this happened to anyone else?

I've been slashed of my nut, walked into macca's, and ordered the biggest thing I can find, to find out, I can only eat chips, then I throw up everywhere.

I've never been that drunk I don't think.....I've been drunk to the point of almost unconscience, but when I try to sleep, I just lay there, with my head spinning to the point I have to force my eyes open just so I don't go mad.

I've been kicked out of a heavy metal club (last friday), managed to act sober at the appropriate time, I threw up 6 times in 3 hours, thinking I could drink more (I couldn't of been more wrong). I don't remember the other times.

I was told I was so drunk I walked to a school and did a shit on their lawn, but I don't know whether it's true or not.

how come threads about marijuana and other drugs and there use often get closed and deleted but then these threads come up and everyone embraces them? give it a rest. you've got your piss-posts just leave them there.

how come threads about marijuana and other drugs and there use often get closed and deleted but then these threads come up and everyone embraces them? give it a rest. you've got your piss-posts just leave them there.
The threads about drugs are most likely closed because im most counties drugs are illegal, Alcohol on the other hand is legal in almost every county in the world. I have only heard of one country where alcohol is illegal. The piss-post threads are for those fellow AF'ers who are drunk, they post there so we dont have to read drunken ramblings, unless we need a good laugh :grinyes:

yeah dudes in case you can't read my original post, its about drunk STORIES not being drunk and posting.

well i was tanked and ready to impress some friends.. i gave my buddy a piece of wood about 4 feet long, by 1 inch wide.. i spread my legs a little, and struck a muscleman pose, and my buddy swung up and broke the stick off my nuts. haven't been the same person since.

Hey blindside, I'm surprised you didn't fall with your face in your own vomit :icon16:.

The most I drank was a bottle of wine. Couldn't find anything else, but still was good. My dad started questioning what happened to one of his bottles of wine and amazingly my 22 year old sister confessed :eek7:. I guess she thought she got caught from the time she took a bottle of wine prior to me drinking one so I guess I got lucky.

The threads about drugs are most likely closed because im most counties drugs are illegal, Alcohol on the other hand is legal in almost every county in the world. I have only heard of one country where alcohol is illegal. The piss-post threads are for those fellow AF'ers who are drunk, they post there so we dont have to read drunken ramblings, unless we need a good laugh :grinyes:

yeah dudes in case you can't read my original post, its about drunk STORIES not being drunk and posting.
so they can post while drunk in the piss post thread, then come here the next day and talk about it sober? that makes much more sense.

you make a good point ghost, but marijuana isn't illegal in all countries. i'd rather hear about funny stories from stoner kids than stories of people acting stupid in a drunken stupor, vomiting and thinking it's funny and worth posting about.

this thread here: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=266072&highlight=marijuana+weed was founded on a legitimate, harmless question, the guy wanted to know how many people smoke marijuana recreationally, and the thread was closed within a half hour. but stories about kids drinking, then eating french fries and puking afterwards or going to a club getting kicked out for being too drunk and puking 6 times seems to be so much more and conversationally appropriate and acceptable.

you make a good point ghost, but marijuana isn't illegal in all countries. i'd rather hear about funny stories from stoner kids than stories of people acting stupid in a drunken stupor, vomiting and thinking it's funny and worth posting about.

this thread here: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=266072&highlight=marijuana+weed was founded on a legitimate, harmless question, the guy wanted to know how many people smoke marijuana recreationally, and the thread was closed within a half hour. but stories about kids drinking, then eating french fries and puking afterwards or going to a club getting kicked out for being too drunk and puking 6 times seems to be so much more and conversationally appropriate and acceptable.
I think AF is hosted in the states where smoking weed is illegal, as well most if not all the mods are from countries where it is illegal to smoke weed. Ultimalty this is Igors site and he picks who the mod are so we are totally at his mercy. If you have a problem of what is acceptable and what is not youll have to PM him or a mod. They have the power, we are just thier pawns.

you make a good point ghost, but marijuana isn't illegal in all countries. i'd rather hear about funny stories from stoner kids than stories of people acting stupid in a drunken stupor, vomiting and thinking it's funny and worth posting about.

Boohoo! Cry us a river. :crying: :rolleyes:

Annnnnnnyway, back on topic.

I have a few stories, but I have try and remember the good ones.

Oz should post the banned for life from Mcdees one again...

Boohoo! Cry us a river. :crying: :rolleyes:
dude, go fuck yourself. i was just trying to illustrate a point, which i have.

dude, go fuck yourself. i was just trying to illustrate a point, which i have.


And a well orchestrated river of tears it was man....


Anyway, i have...a few.... stories i could share but, i'll just keep my post short and do one.


It was about a month ago, i was at my friend's place, he had a decent sized party goin on, about 25 people crammed into his town house apartment, not bad... Anyway at about 11:30(i think) 6 of us decided to venture out into the campus world nice and buzzed and spend a wonderful night hittin all the bars.. So we called a cab and he was there within 10 minutes, the dude was pretty cool his name was Guy. We ended up going to all the good campus bars(Kam's, Brothers, Legends, Whitehorse, and finally The Office) While at The Office the head bartender started giving one of our friends a lot of trouble about not having his ID(he was 21 and we all tried to vouch for him) when finally one of the waitresses told the guy where he could go and got us all beers on the house for the trouble, after finishing up there and talking with the waitress for about a half hour we invited her over to my friend's apartment for a little after hours party, where some of us would drink and others would go...smoke(if you have to ask what they smoked then im not even gonna bother telling you) Well she called some of her friends and then they called friends and to make a long story short the after hours party turned into a block party.http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/biggrin.gif It was one of those nights where a good night turns great.

Moderator's Note - AF does not condone or promote illegal activities, but obviously cannot stop members from knowingly participating in them. That is why we attempt to control their discussion. This is why we have a street racing forum, and this thread will remain open for the moment.

Hmm...stories whilst fucked.

How's this for a line said to both good friends and people I've met half an hour before at 3am outside a club. "I love you. It's not the drugs, we just don't say that enough".

Or at same club, SMS message to mate "Meet me at the bottom of the stairs. My feet keep floating and I wanna go dance", which was accidently sent to my 50 something year old Aunt. Frantic phone call "Are you OK" "Yes" "OK, let me know your OK in the morning too." Shit.

Having a bit of a smoke at an anonymous location, when I realised I had to go home and the only way was to drive. My face turning an unhealthy colour of green, a decided to pep myself up with...umm...coffee or coca cola...or something. So I've gotten home where my best mate was meeting us for a night out clubbing, and my Dad was still up. Apparantly between laughing at the fridge and chewing my face off, Dad asked "What the FUCK are you on?" which made my best mate choke on whatever he was eating and someone had to perform the heimlich.

And then there are the alcohol only stories. Like the time I woke up in someone elses bed, in someone elses house fully clothed hugging a traffic cone. Jinushaun, wanna jump in with pics?

dude, go fuck yourself. i was just trying to illustrate a point, which i have.

Brian, chill dude.

I remember drunken calling Suislide on my birthday.

I remember drunken calling Oz one night (that night Moss and I got shitfaced and I posted that classic piss thread)

One night we were up at a friends just drinking, when we decided to mission over to the nearby school and go swimming. So we're heading that way, up a stupidly steep hill, I'm completely maggoted, so I start rapping. I'm unfit, and can barely breathe, but there I am blurting out Eminem's Role Model while going up this steep assed hill. We get to the top, my friend's girlfriend runs past me, with my other friend going after her, so I thought "hey, i'll follow!" I run, turn a corner, and slip off the sidewalk and step in the gutter. I crash down and roll onto my back. It feels like I've broken my leg (just sprained my ankle), but I'm lying on my back laughing my ass off. My friend J walks over to me, looks down at me, takes a photo, and walks off.

We ended up stripping down to our boxers, running over the cover of the pool back and forth several times, then while we were getting changed J decided to take leak FROM THE ROOF OF THE SCHOOL into the pool.


New years...basically, ended up getting horribly tanked off vodka/champagne/red bull mixes, stumbling around shirtless with glow sticks wrapped around me, lit up like a friggin christmas tree, trying to hold a conversation with my friend's girlfriend ("so YOU'RE DAVE! with no clothes on"), then making out with a friend of a friend and crashing with her on the floor.

Goodtimes :D