just killed the cow.......
ragt20
02-28-2002, 06:30 PM
Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice from the Spice girls....for those who don't know) and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me
the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the
cow." :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the cow was killed.
Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me
the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the
cow." :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
emadboy200
02-28-2002, 06:50 PM
ROTF :hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
02-28-2002, 07:24 PM
Haha, that's nasty! I like it!!! :D :D :D
Gonthrax
02-28-2002, 07:34 PM
:huh: Oh, IC... I just woke up from a little nap so it took me a second :hehehe:
primera man
03-01-2002, 04:54 AM
pisssst.......dont you support Man United ??
taranaki
03-01-2002, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by primera man
pisssst.......dont you support Man United ??
don't think she plays for Man U...Well,not all of them anyway.;)
pisssst.......dont you support Man United ??
don't think she plays for Man U...Well,not all of them anyway.;)
Jimster
03-01-2002, 05:42 AM
ROFL thats good :lol:
ragt20
03-01-2002, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by primera man
pisssst.......dont you support Man United ??
who cares a jokes a joke :hehe:
pisssst.......dont you support Man United ??
who cares a jokes a joke :hehe:
YogsVR4
03-01-2002, 02:07 PM
:D :lol2: Thats great!
ales
03-01-2002, 02:38 PM
Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaa!!!! :lol2:
89ssgti
03-01-2002, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
who cares a jokes a joke :hehe:
and it's a good one:hehe:
who cares a jokes a joke :hehe:
and it's a good one:hehe:
NeoFreek
03-01-2002, 04:27 PM
Good joke. Almost got a smile out of me for a second.
ac427cpe
03-01-2002, 05:01 PM
THAT WAS GREAT :hehehe:
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