Picking on Lawyers some more...

Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking down the street the street together when they simultaneously spot a 20 dollar bill in the gutter. Who gets it?

...Obviously, the old drunk. The other three are mythical creatures.

:smokin:

^Funny. No such thing as honest lawyers I tell you.

LOL that's a good one.

Blasphemy!!!!!