90 and still going!!!!!
ragt20
02-28-2002, 05:29 PM
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 90-year-old said:
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:
"I have a friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up
his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a
prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella
and went: 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly." :p :hehe: :p
The doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 90-year-old said:
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:
"I have a friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up
his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a
prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella
and went: 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly." :p :hehe: :p
Gonthrax
02-28-2002, 06:15 PM
Hehehe :hehehe:
crayzayjay
02-28-2002, 06:19 PM
LMAO :hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
02-28-2002, 06:22 PM
hahaha, looks like ragt20 is becoming the new comedy king! :p :hehehe: :D
primera man
03-01-2002, 03:51 AM
ROTFLMAO :D :D
taranaki
03-01-2002, 04:40 AM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :)
that's another 9/10 on the laff-o-meter!
that's another 9/10 on the laff-o-meter!
ragt20
03-01-2002, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
hahaha, looks like ragt20 is becoming the new comedy king! :p :hehehe: :D
just keepin Yogs' seat warm :hehe: haven't seen him round lately:rolleyes:
hahaha, looks like ragt20 is becoming the new comedy king! :p :hehehe: :D
just keepin Yogs' seat warm :hehe: haven't seen him round lately:rolleyes:
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