Lawyers: 2 for 1

Whatcha got when ya got 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea???

A damn fine start

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Whatcha got when ya got a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand???

Not enuff sand!

:loser:

What's the difference between a bag of shit and a lawyer?

The bag

What's the difference between road kill and a dead lawyer in the road?

Skid marks behind the road kill

Lmao

HEY

My dad's a lawyer.


Fuckers



:(

Sue!

HEY

My dad's a lawyer.


Fuckers



:(

So am I...what's yer point?

They say if ya want the best drugs find a cop...
Sooooooooo...for the best lawyer jokes...:smokin:

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?



Professional courtesy

Hey now!!! Lawyers have feelings too...Allegedly.

Dave - lawyers in the US are propegating like a fungus. Perhaps its different on your side of the world, but the ratio of lawyers to people here is astronomical and a good portion of those are bottom feeders.

Hey now!!! Lawyers have feelings too...Allegedly.
:lol:

God and Satan are having an argument over who will paint the pearly gates this 1000 years.

Satan: Its your turn to do it!

God: No, it's your turn to do it, and I'm ready to hire a lawyer to prove it!

Satan: A lawyer! Where are you gonna get a lawyer!


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What's the difference between a prostitue and a lawyer?

A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
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How do you save a lawyer from drowning?

You don't.
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How do you get a lawyer off a bicycle?

Shoot him.

Loving these :lol2:

Sigh

Obviously the joke completely bypassed some people.

Sigh

Obviously the joke completely bypassed some people.
That was a joke? :loser:

How do you save a lawyer from drowning?

You don't.
How do you save a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

How do you save a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him