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Ever get tired of blonde jokes...NAH


MadMac56
12-01-2004, 12:57 AM
...So this blonde is wandering around Wal-Mart when she spots a shiny object on the shelf. Mesmorized, she asks the sales clerk what the object is. He replies, "That's a Thermos, ma'am". She asks him what it is for. He tells her it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. Thinking that is pretty cool, she buys it and takes it home.

Next day at work, she has her shiny new thermos on her desk. Her boss, also blonde, asks her about it. She tells the bos that it's a Thermos, and that it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. So the boss thinks that's pretty neat, and asks what she has in her Thermos...

"Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle!"

Ricochet
12-01-2004, 01:17 AM
:disappoin

pre98zetec
12-01-2004, 01:28 AM
http://www.baja.net/fud/images/smiley_icons/lame.gif

Toksin
12-01-2004, 01:36 AM
That smiley is funnier than the joke.

Oz
12-01-2004, 02:54 AM
I liked it, :lol:

MadMac56
12-01-2004, 03:18 AM
I liked it, :lol:
Someone with a sense of humor i see...

I think the naysayers must all be disgruntled blondes...
Let's try a test...If this DOESN'T go completely over yer head, you're probably not a blonde...

Why was the blonde chick's navel all wet & sticky???

Cuz blonde guys aren't too bright either :smokin:

stangrcng
12-01-2004, 08:26 AM
I actually thought it was funny

ThatRoundHeadedKid
12-01-2004, 08:33 AM
http://www.baja.net/fud/images/smiley_icons/lame.gif
That smiley is funnier than the joke.

:1:

Andydg
12-01-2004, 09:09 AM
:banhim:



J/K...kinda really lame though.

SeXy_AnGeL
12-01-2004, 12:45 PM
I liked it, :lol:


me too :lol2:

Chevyracincamaro
12-01-2004, 01:21 PM
it needs work...

Damien
12-01-2004, 09:20 PM
wow people are desperate for jokes...

SiGNAL748
12-01-2004, 09:36 PM
http://s94031292.onlinehome.us/images/bollocks.gif

jcz1987
12-01-2004, 10:20 PM
I thought it was funny but not to the point where you laugh hilariously.

-Josh-
12-01-2004, 10:24 PM
Cute...that's it, not to funny...just cute

stangrcng
12-02-2004, 12:22 AM
Cute...that's it, not to funny...just cute
Ok maybe this might be a little far to say being that im new but id like to ask if any other guys see anything wrong with this statement, because just personally I got the look of execution from some friends the last time i said... :uhoh: ..........cute.......... Thats just me.

MadMac56
12-02-2004, 12:36 AM
Ok maybe this might be a little far to say being that im new but id like to ask if any other guys see anything wrong with this statement, because just personally I got the look of execution from some friends the last time i said... :uhoh: ..........cute.......... Thats just me.

They look at you like a suddenly-gay, newly-former friend???

:rofl:

SeXy_AnGeL
12-02-2004, 01:26 AM
Ok maybe this might be a little far to say being that im new but id like to ask if any other guys see anything wrong with this statement, because just personally I got the look of execution from some friends the last time i said... :uhoh: ..........cute.......... Thats just me.
There isn't anything wrong with Josh calling a joke cute....you are new...exactly...A joke being cute is an acceptable thing.

-Josh-
12-02-2004, 09:18 AM
Ok maybe this might be a little far to say being that im new but id like to ask if any other guys see anything wrong with this statement, because just personally I got the look of execution from some friends the last time i said... :uhoh: ..........cute.......... Thats just me.


You and your friends have masculinity issues??

Edit: Refer to my avatar

stangrcng
12-06-2004, 10:55 PM
They look at you like a suddenly-gay, newly-former friend???

:rofl:

See I knew Id regret saying anything. It was a joke as in funny haha, geuss no one appreciates that kind of humor. Won't happen again.

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