Cock block of the century

SORRY IF THIS IS SO LONG

This is really pissing me off on so many levels I just figured I'd share my misery. Some day I will laugh at this, but not now...

Background
6 of my friends have a house that we all like to hang out at and party. 2 weeks ago my friend (W) has his girlfriend (K) come over with her friend (B). We just hang out normally watching movies. B and I get a few moments alone and are talking. Anyway we keep getting interupted most of the night so I don't really get to tlak to her much. Whatever no big deal. This past Tuesday W get's a call from his gf K and tells him that B was digging me, and if she didn't have a bf at the time she would have been all over me. :iceslolan K tells me "don't make plans Friday. I am coming with B." WOOHOO!!! Friday night the house is going to be empty. Only ones there will be Me, W, K and B. So i get there Friday night and then the girls come. I bought some liquor to make drinkies, but nobody bought juice. 2 other people show up who aren't supposed to be there. They know we don't want them there but they stay anyway. So I left with B to get some juice. I come back and 2 more people are there. People I haven't seen in weeks. Out of the blue they show up. Now me and W are getting mad, we were supposed to have an empty house with the girls. We are dropping hints for everyone else to leave. Of course more people just show up. I can't get 5 seconds to even talk to B. People are interupting our conversations. W gets real pissed off at everyone (including his GF who got drunk way too fast and broke a glass and was generally being a complete ditz). So W goes upstairs to his room. Everyone is like "Why is he pissed." I'm like "The same reason I'm pissed. None of you should be here." They are like "OH ok we'll get out soon" More people are showing up and nobody wants to leave now because it's a big social gathering.

More BS all night, I keep getting interupted everytime I wanna talk to this girl B. One of my friends is like "yo if you want me to go I'll go, but W told me to come hang out tonight." Whatever. I find out today though that W told NOBODY to come over. Never made a damn phone call. Nobody was invited. Now I got friends who are lying to me being shady. Today I find out another so-called friend said that if I weren't trying to get with B, she would have been all over him (cause she went outside to smoke cigarettes with them. They must have thought she digged them :rolleyes: ) Not to brag, but she was there to see me and only me.

Back to Friday night. A few of us are hanging in the dining room and B is sitting in a chair. She puts her foot on a chair. I ask her to move her foot off so I can sit. I sit down and put her leg on my lap. I look at her and she's got the look. We start touching eachother under the table. A little flirting goes on and I get up to use the bathroom. I come back and she's now in the living room sitting down in an arm chair. I'm like "yo get up a second" I steal her chair and she sits on my lap. One other person was in the room and he thankfully got the hint to get the eff out. By now everyone is in the kitchen and we move to the couch. 2 of my friends see this and are like "OK nobody in the living room!" They make sure everything is clear and turn the lights off. We start making out on the couch (FINALLY). One of the people that lives in the house comes home and runs into the living room to jump on me, not aware there is a girl on top of me. "DAMN IT I'M WITH SOMEONE!!!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! B is like "we need a room." By now everyone is home and all rooms are taken. My friend trying to help me out is like "yo take my room. don't make a mess. I'll put on some music" We get to his room, the music is going we start going at it hardcore. FINALLY, again. Our clothes are coming off and my mouth and hands are wandering :grinyes:

Here comes cock block of the century. K brings her friend over to hook me up. This is understood now by everyone in the damn house. K knows this the most cause she brought her!!! W told K that we were hooking up and not to go downstairs. Everyone was telling her not to come into the room!! K busts the door open!
"What the fuck!!!???"
"Who's there?!"
"K!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!"
"Where's the light?!"
"JESUS CHRIST!!!!"
She turns the light on and sees us.
"Oh my god i'm so sorry!!!" and runs out the room
B is like "oh no I have to talk to K!! Where's my shirt?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She gets up and follows K.

I get up and put my shirt back on. I just go into the hallway totally PISSED OFF like "WTF!" My friends were like "Yo we told her not to go in. She knew. Dude sorry man." I'm just too pissed off now I go into the living room and sit on the couch alone. I'm just mad. Everyone is apologizing. One of my friend who was helping me out the whole night was like "great I'm pissed off I'm fucking leaving." Again my other friend "Man I'm sorry..." K comes to apologize and tries to put us back in the room. I'm just so mad I'm like "PISS OFF." Eventually the house clears (too little too late), everyone else goes to bed. I'm left with B on the living room couch (it's about 3:30). We make out a little bit more, but I don't even care and at this point nothing is going to happen anyway. We fall asleep. At 9:30 I get up (it's real uncomfortable) and I'm like "I'm leaving."
"Why?"
"I'm tired and I don't want to be here." I kiss her goodbye and leave her there alone. I don't get her number or anything. I don't even care.

All night I'm getting blocked and interupted. Followed by the cock-block of the century and B runs out on me. Today I find out the crap people were saying and how everyone is lying and being shady (mentioned earlier). Seems like there are fewer people I can trust. Maybe I'll see B again. Maybe we'll hook up or maybe we won't. I don't know I don't care if it happens either way.

Now I end this rediculously long post. For those who took the time to read about my misfortune I salute you. Hopefully you were entertained. Someday I'll laugh at this, but not today.

damn,
I say make more of the arragements yourself, then hopefully you can get busy.

hehe.... I'm glad my friends aren't like that. Oh wait, some of them are... Being cock blocked sucks though, happened to me a couple times at some parties. Your gonna look back on this post someday and laugh your ass off.

But you know, you should take Lucky Boys Confusion's advice from their song 3-10 CB's Caddy Part III.... The backseat of your car, that's where you have to resort to sometimes.

Suzie's friends dropping hints, what am I supposed to do, All the rooms are taken and the bitch's got a curfew....All the rooms are taken, well there's always the backseat, Keep that caddy rocking, well there's always the backseat

My car is a 2 seater RX-7. It wasn't going to happen there (believe me though, I want to do it in my car anyway). I even asked her if she wanted to leave, but she wanted to stay at the house and find a room there.

eh...can't win em all

Go country cruising, find a comfy spot, and use the hood of your car then. Just be like "Hey, get in my car now, were leaving!!"

Lol damn that sux, i hate when im geting it on with my girl and we get interupted.

Messed up message, all those people thought it was a party.

Bottom line? B digs you and you dig her. None of the problems on Friday were your fault or hers. So call her already.

Nah I didn't get her number. If she comes back whatever, maybe I won't get interupted. I did see K again, and I used my fantastic ability with words to make her feel like a piece of shit, which made me a little happier.

And now K won't be very inclined to give you B's number. Maybe W knows the #.

Sux that all those people just blasted on in.....

K would give me the number, but I'm not going to ask for it. Remember, K feels stupid for what she did, I'm the one "mad" at her. She is far from mad at me, she's the one asking "if I hate her".

Hell, just tell her she can start making it up to you by giving you the number. She should feel stupid for what she did....

If she's actually cool, then she'll give you the number.

The thing is, B's interested, so if you are too it's worth talking to K about it for 10 seconds.

hope things clear up. i cannot believe you were cock blocked by a girl! that is rarely seen. you might as well get along with the girlfriend of your friend. hope everything comes together. good luck man.

We all got along before "cock block fest 2004". Now it's a combination of all things that happened that night. Everyone is being shady lately, people who don't hang around at all since the summer all of a sudden were all there that night. I haven't seen some of these people in months. K did do the worst thing of all which was tell me not to make plans because she was hooking B and I up, but I guess she wanted to walk in on us. Really there is no other reason. I asked "What the fuck were you thinking?! REALLY?!" and she looked at me paralized and couldn't say a word.

Meh... there's plenty of fish in the sea.

After reading you refer to various people by letters like a 14 year old girl in a note written to her bestest friend, I came to the conclusion that this thread sucks and you're a virgin.

I have also come to the conclusion that nobody cock-blocked you, you just don't have the slightest idea what you're doing. Keep trying, maybe if you're lucky someday you'll find a girl stupid enough to have sex with you.

After reading you refer to various people by letters like a 14 year old girl in a note written to her bestest friend, I came to the conclusion that this thread sucks and you're a virgin.

I have also come to the conclusion that nobody cock-blocked you, you just don't have the slightest idea what you're doing. Keep trying, maybe if you're lucky someday you'll find a girl stupid enough to have sex with you.

WTF??!?!?!
I hope your being sarcastic, becuase MBTN is a well known and respected member on this forum. Maby hes using the letters so that if his freind reads this he wont be pissed? Ever hear of common curtisy. Dumb ass Noobi......

Yeah, easy there Timeelement, easy big fella.

Shmuck, I used letters because I don't like to use friends names on forums... and... oh hell you have 12 posts I won't bother.

bro,that in every which way sux. i was place in a similar situation exept i didnt get as far as you did but i know the pain and misery :mad: ....... trust me you will have your day and that day you will have your luck with a much hotter chick than B good things come for those who wait my good man! just wait a little longer :naughty:

Timeelement it would be a wise decision to delete that post, if you're not going to be a productive member of these boards then perhaps this isn't the place for you. The people on here are generally a tight nit bunch who like to get along(except in the political and current events forums) So if your going to be insulting long standing members of this forum, just leave.

And i agree MBTN, forget about B, there will be plenty of others to come.

Now that it's a few days later I am looking back and smiling. It's a funny story when you think about it. It will sure be fun when I'm sitting around with friends drinking and telling it. :)

josh replied well to this timeelement child. give us some pictures of the girl next time. i believe people now a days carry around those camera phones. am i correct?

just drop some GHB in that cock-blockers drink the next time she is around, that should make the night go a little smoother.

just drop some GHB in that cock-blockers drink the next time she is around, that should make the night go a little smoother.

:lol2: :naughty: that sounds like a good plan. Either that or drop some arsinic in and then she will no longer be a cock block. Or alive for that matter..... hmmm maby I had better rethink that one. And yeah dont wory about it if B wants to be with you then she will try to get in touch again. And dont wory about K, shes just a b*tch and shell get what she desirves in due time, no need to realy take revenge on her.

josh replied well to this timeelement child. give us some pictures of the girl next time. i believe people now a days carry around those camera phones. am i correct?

just drop some GHB in that cock-blockers drink the next time she is around, that should make the night go a little smoother.

just get some 1,4-B This shit works good.

Chemical Names
Butanediol, butane-1,4-diol, 1,4-butylene glycol, tetramethylene 1,4-diol 1,4-dihydroxybutane, 1,4-tetramethylene glycol, butylene glycol, BDO

Product Names
Pro-G, Thunder

1,4-Butanediol, often called "1,4 B" is a chemical closely related to GHB. In the last few years, since GHB has become scheduled federally and in many states, 1,4 B has been sold by many companies as a replacement for GHB. It has similar effects to GHB and is converted in the body into GHB. 1 mL of 1,4 B is approximately equivalent to 1 gram of GHB.

1,4 B is not federally scheduled or controlled though we believe that it is now scheduled in some states. It is not approved by the FDA for human consumption which generally means that possession is federally legal while sale for human consumption may be illegal.

Good shit.. easy to make.

LOL I have a pic, but I don't really feel the need to post it. Everyone has a damn camera of some sort today. :) I don't think K is a bitch, she was just being REALLY STUPID that night.

My car is a 2 seater RX-7. .

I feel your pain.


:D

So i get there Friday night and then the girls come. I bought some liquor to make drinkies, but nobody bought juice. 2 other people show up who aren't supposed to be there. They know we don't want them there but they stay anyway. So I left with B to get some juice. I come back and 2 more people are there.

This is the key.... if you would of handled this situation right, none of that would of happened

When the FIRST 2 people came, you should of taken them to the side and bin like "yo, we got a night planned out, look at the ratio 2 guys 2 girls, we dont need more dick here" Got them the fuck outta there and had a good night. But when 2 people chill and then more people come, you aint getting rid of them cause its already turning into a party. People talk to friends hear they're somewhere with people and come.... its an endless cycle.

And why'd your friend run upstairs like a baby lol :lol: He should of said "get the fuck out of my house i didnt invite you guys, and tonites not a good night"


Also i HATE intrusive ass bitches like that K... theres one of them in every group of friends. They gotta know everything thats goin on with their friend, and they basically just fuck up your game.
Did you atleast hold B, try to cuddle and be like dont worry, dont worry, you can talk to her later, she isnt gunna leave. You could of patched that up

Cockblocking girls are THE worst... they try to run their friends lives

The whole night could have been handled better by everyone. Oh well, live and learn. I was a little ticked at my friend for disappearing upstairs because that night it was HIS house. I don't live there so I can't/won't tell people to just leave. As for K i'm sure I'll talk to her again. I'll try to be open minded and really find out why she did what she did.

The whole night could have been handled better by everyone. Oh well, live and learn. I was a little ticked at my friend for disappearing upstairs because that night it was HIS house. I don't live there so I can't/won't tell people to just leave.

yeah it was mostly his fault, if he didnt want people there, why didnt he tell them to leave?

cool stuff timeelement. love chemicals...

Atleast you get the chance for that. There are some of us(me in particular) who rarely get the chance.

Eh I talked to K today and couldn't help but laugh at her. She says B is coming back from school in 2 weeks and wants to see me again LOL. Oh well i'm not going to say no!

Damn dude that sucks. Glad everything is looking up for you as far as her wanting to still hook up with you.

As far as the 2 seater for ther car ....... well all i can say is damn im glad i own a bronco, lol.