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SiRedge
02-27-2002, 09:11 AM
There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."
:)
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."
:)
taranaki
02-27-2002, 09:43 AM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :)
score: 9/10 on the laff-o-meter! more please!
score: 9/10 on the laff-o-meter! more please!
emadboy200
02-27-2002, 12:11 PM
hahahaha:hehehe:
SkylinesKillAll
02-27-2002, 12:13 PM
thats great :p :D
Tom_S8
02-27-2002, 12:31 PM
Heard that one before , but it's great anyway:hehehe:
89ssgti
02-27-2002, 12:32 PM
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
that is a funny one:D :hehe:
that is a funny one:D :hehe:
MBTN
02-27-2002, 01:12 PM
/Looks for "Hello and welcome to last week" picture... :rolleyes:
SickLude
02-27-2002, 02:11 PM
haha..that was pretty funny...
ragt20
02-27-2002, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by MBTN
/Looks for "Hello and welcome to last week" picture... :rolleyes:
looking for the same pic here still funny though :lol2:
/Looks for "Hello and welcome to last week" picture... :rolleyes:
looking for the same pic here still funny though :lol2:
DMC12
02-27-2002, 06:47 PM
FUNNY!!! :D :D :D
If I ever get the chance, I'll have to try & see if it works in real life...
If I ever get the chance, I'll have to try & see if it works in real life...
primera man
02-28-2002, 12:01 AM
Old one, but still a good laugh :D :D :D
Polygon
02-28-2002, 03:14 AM
Pretty good. Worth a chuckle.:D
SiRedge
02-28-2002, 05:31 AM
I'm always finding random jokes lying around - I'll post 'em when I get 'em :) Also check "Post a joke" thread.
dejoux
02-28-2002, 06:05 AM
this one?
http://sicksteve.clanpages.com/lastweek.jpg
Its a good joke but its quite possibly the oldest internet joke ever
http://sicksteve.clanpages.com/lastweek.jpg
Its a good joke but its quite possibly the oldest internet joke ever
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