Marrige Survival

ALWAYS, I MEAN ALWAYS avoid this topic


Wife: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table.

Husband: She's a hooker.

Wife: How can you be so sure?

Husband: Oh, come on! Look at her hair, all that make-up,
that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.

Wife: But you like it when I dress like that.
Do you think I look like a hooker?

Husband: (pause) There's no way I can get out of this
conversation alive, is there? :banghead:

ouch:lol:

Huh? Is this a joke? Or a true story? Either way, its not funny or entertaining.

I think I gots dumber from raeding that.

Huh? Is this a joke? Or a true story? Either way, its not funny or entertaining.

:iamwithst

It's more like sound marital advice; you'd have to be married to understand.

Marriage Counseling 101, the answers.....

The Good
Well honey its because, we are together and I find it sexy when you do it. besides, she looks like she looking for some action.

The Bad
Because I had her the other night. Thats how I know.

and the Ugly
You mean to tell me you aren't?

TS out (scrapping dinner off my shirt)

^:sunglasse

Marriage Counseling 101, the answers.....

The Good
Well honey its because, we are together and I find it sexy when you do it. besides, she looks like she looking for some action.

The Bad
Because I had her the other night. Thats how I know.

and the Ugly
You mean to tell me you aren't?

TS out (scrapping dinner off my shirt)

That saved the joke :lol:

I think I gots dumber from raeding that.



Is that possible? :lol:

Huh? Is this a joke? Or a true story? Either way, its not funny or entertaining.

You really couldnt be more wrong. lol.

TS, you forgot the "evil" response:

But baby, you're an EX hooker. And I DO like it when you dress like that.

the thread actually turned out great. good job guys.

group effort!