someones asking for trouble!!!!

It's an old joke............but it's funny. SORRY LADIES, I'M ONLY SHARING THE JOKE I RECEIVED. IT DOESN'T REFLECT MY VIEW.......honest!! :hehe::p
>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> ----------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a
> woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be
> able to support you.
> ----------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer
> to the kitchen sink.
> ----------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she
> starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> ----------------------------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> ----------------------------------------
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> pressure.
> ----------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
> front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up
> once you let him in.
> ----------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> --------------------------------------
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ----------------------------------------
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt
> her.
> ---------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
> 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> ----------------------------------------
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
> ----------------------------------------
> Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I
> said, "Dust!"
> ----------------------------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man
> and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has
> rested.
> ------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> ----------------------------------------
> A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
> said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said,
> "God, I wish I had your willpower."
> ----------------------------------------
> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> ----------------------------------------
> A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
> Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
> the same thing: "You can have mine."
> ----------------------------------------
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> once.
> ----------------------------------------
> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
> with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.





:p me going into hiding know...... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/errrr.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/errrr.gif

Originally posted by ragt20
:p me going into hiding know...... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/errrr.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/errrr.gif Just as well, I’m totally :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:hehehe: :p

HAHA...I am copying this and sending it to Alex. When we have company he always pulls the "Woman! Get me a beer!" crap whenever I get up to go to the kitchen :p Of course he is kidding but he always likes to joke around about stuff like this :)

That is funny and yet there is some truth to it also!!!! Hahahahaha.:D

Pissssst.....just keep running Ragt20 :D :D

They are so true !!!!








Wait for me Ragt20

Originally posted by ragt20
It's an old joke............>
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.



yep.:(

Originally posted by primera man
Pissssst.....just keep running Ragt20 :D :D

They are so true !!!!








Wait for me Ragt20



come on old man you're gonna have to run faster than that :hehe:


damn, now he's gonna be after me to.....gotta keep on running faster

so true:D
hey wait for me guys:eek:

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
LOL...

whoo...good times...

What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already! :eek:

PS
I do not condone hitting women at all. It is a joke.

oh man they r all so true.









maybe i should be joining the runners

Originally posted by MBTN
What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already! :eek:
You should be slapped for that!




P.S I know it was just a joke. :p :D

I have never slapped a woman in my life but I have BEEN slapped twice.

yes guys we need to be running faster...FTO been training so will catch up quick....and the only thing I've been excersing lately is my elbow stuffiing all those cakes.........damn too many birthdays in FEB for me.....:P :rolleyes:

> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ----------------------------------------
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt
> her.
> ---------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
> 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> ----------------------------------------
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
> ----------------------------------------
> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> ----------------------------------------
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> once.

Those weren't jokes, they were facts. Facts aren't funny, they are pretty sad.

Originally posted by DMC12


Those weren't jokes, they were facts. Facts aren't funny, they are pretty sad. All I can say is all you guys must have some awful women! I’m a total :angel: , just ask Moondog! :p :D

Originally posted by FTO Girl
All I can say is all you guys must have some awful women! I’m a total :angel: , just ask Moondog! :p :D

AF callin moondog>>>>>







:lol2:

Originally posted by ragt20
AF callin moondog>>>>>




:lol2: Tiz true (and he wouldn’t dare say anything different!) :p :hehehe: :D

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Tiz true (and he wouldn’t dare say anything different!) :p :hehehe: :D

suppose could be true....if he knows whats good for him :hehe: :p

Originally posted by ragt20


suppose could be true....if he knows whats good for him :hehe: :p :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D