Ode to my favorite gas station

Inspired by my I hate gas station attendants thread :p

Dave's Palisades Shell
you do give my car life
greeting me with a squeegee
and pumping my gas right.
Check my oil and fluids
and tire pressures too
And fix that bad bearing,
before tuesday at noon.
I say "I will pay later"
you say "yes that is fine,"
"here are your keys sir,"
and "thanks for your time."
I never did think
I'd find a station so grand
I applaud your fine service
and say "thanks" yet again.




:screwy:

Oh yeah, isn't it illegal to have self-service pumps up in your crazy state?

:lol2:

yep

I say "I will pay later"
you say "yes that is fine,"
"here are your keys sir,"
and "thanks for your time."


i wish they were that nice to me... i forgot my wallet once (after just putting in 5 or 10 bucks) and the guy called the cops on me. I was like wtf, i'll give you my drivers licence and i'll be right back. I was gunna knock that pimple faced fuck out (but my spidey street sense reminded me the cops will be here soon)


I ended up throwing my licence in his face and driving away... came back 5 minutes later when the cops showed up lol

i wish they were that nice to me... i forgot my wallet once (after just putting in 5 or 10 bucks)
Happened to me once, went in and told the guy, he wrote down my license plate #, came back in 5 minutes with the money and everything was straight.

i wish they were that nice to me... i forgot my wallet once (after just putting in 5 or 10 bucks) and the guy called the cops on me. I was like wtf, i'll give you my drivers licence and i'll be right back. I was gunna knock that pimple faced fuck out (but my spidey street sense reminded me the cops will be here soon)


I ended up throwing my licence in his face and driving away... came back 5 minutes later when the cops showed up lol

:lol2:

did they nail you for driving without a license?

^Yeah, that would have been funny. Like a $300 fine for driving without a licence.

Nice *snaps fingers like the poets do after a poem*

Now how bout someone give an ode to the filthy no nothing jerk gas station attendants.

:lol2:

did they nail you for driving without a license?


LOL then i would of reeeeeally bin pissed..... i would of flipped out

i just gave the stupid kid the money and left

In VA you can drive without your licence.... it's just a 15 dollar fine in court if you get a ticket.