What kinda rice have you seen?

im just curious as to what kinda rice you guys see in your area/town. Like just the stupidest things ever.

Heres the ony that made me want to start this thread. I was driving to my house and ahead of me i see this red honda civic, looked like an EX or something, early 2000 ish. Anways i notice its got the usualy Civic things, euro tails, fart can, stickers and such, all the badges were removed. Then i saw the liscense plate. . .i couldnt stop laughing, my gf didnt understand why, maybe you guys would. The liscense plate read "Civic". LMAO i still laugh thinking about it. I just couldnt believe anyone would pay to have a custom liscense plate made that says the name of their car. I mean maybe if it was a BMW, Lexus, Ferrari something other than an ecnomy crap box.

ehh so whats the worst rice youve ever seen?

saturn rice is the worse, the funniest one i seen was a green saturn with spinner hub-caps, a gt-style wing made form so sort of fencing material on the back, fake difuser mad of plastic.. and a whole lot of stickers and a huge tipe welded on to his muffler.. i was dying..
nyc is full of rice and other things..
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Come to my town, and you'll see all the rice you'll ever need in one lifetime...

Come to my town, and you'll see all the rice you'll ever need in one lifetime...


Word. I have Saturn rice, Honda rice, Neon rice, Cavvy rice, old Buick rice, old Cavvy rice, minivan rice, Camaro rice, hell even redneck truck rice. I have it all. Theres a buffet everyday.

ehhh '87 CRX with stock motor and i-VTEC badges...

or a civic with 22's and cut springs completely screwing the chamber that has a decal that says "too low for fat ho's"

ironically the fasest civic in town (and the fasest ive seen with a turbo H22) has an airbag set up and the same decal...

My own civic....heheh. J/K. The ugliest rice would have to be a red Paseo in town. 18" rims, fart can, huge spoiler, decals galor, and my favorite part of it all Honda Type R badge on the back with two vtec decals on the side. Just ridiculous. Civic Wannabes. Kinda sad when you wanna be a Civic. Late...

Come to my school, Theres enough Rice here to feed China.

I think I've just about seen it all, Even seen corvette and viper rice. :( *Crys*

umm fried...


lol once i saw a pontiac with v-tec and type r sticers lmfas

Old white Toyota tercel with an obviously fake hood scoop glued on backwards to the hood...I saw the opening and there was no hole in the hood...it had fake chrome hubcaps, and TRD stickers all over it...I had never laughed so hard in my life

crx with pcv/2x4 spoiler, bondo all over but crappiest job i ever seen, they didnt use the cheese grater thing and have about 3 years of sanding now that its dry, half the windows tinted purple, others are still clear. black steels up front, one spinning hub cap in back and the other some ugly AR alloy wheel.


the cleanest looking rice ive seen though is a old lebaron black with red flames coming from the bottom, aluminum wing, maybe 16's but probably 15" cheap ass wheels, stock ride height, I laughed so hard when I saw it, its not too ricey I guess but its still one of the dumbest things ive seen

Ive seen uncle bens, a safeway brand rice, no name rice, rice at a couple resturants. just to name a few.


lol, there isnt a whole lot of rice here, just idiots who put flashing tire caps on there tire air valve, and think thier car is fast.

the rice in vegas is horrible
at every light you hear a fartcan
in every parking lot you see a wing on a ff car
autozone is full of rice boys
when we have sema(last week) there are so many ricers i get headaches
my skool is a vocational skool so of course we have ricer kids in auto tech

the worst rice i have seen tho was your usual honda civic ricer ... you know body kit neon lights, altezzas, fartcan, park bench wing, covered in stikers... but it had a bmw emblem like it was a beamer or somethin. the funniest part was after i left the parking lot. i scattered white rice all over the groun and on the car. it was classic

I just moved so i have awards for the most ricey car in each town i have lived in in the past month

Statesboro: The red toyota tercel with the HUGE silver wing, HUGE fart can muffler, the normal euro lights etc. AND racing inspired hubcaps? No shit they look like a 3 piece wheel but you can see the steel wheel behind them.

Aiken: When i first moved here i thought i moved into a rice field, but the award goes to....The owner of an old orange toyota tercel(i think) its one of the old ones that dont look soo smushed up. Anyway its faded orange paint has stickers slapped all over it including none other than a v-tec sticker, some wheels that look like they came off a caddy and a huge wing that is painted orange, but a different color than the car. He is missing one thing, his car has a stock exhaust...

Aiken: Runner-Up Coming in second place is some white rice! An 80's camaro painted blue with a red wing and white racing stripes and yet another v-tec sticker but he also has a type-R sticker on it

thats so dumb, I almost wanna get out of my car, walk up a few cars reach in the window and bitchslap em. why would you put SIR badges on a new mustang. or a nissan sentra with skyline badge on the back. my favorite is listening to those slow ass civics take off, you know they are stomping on it cuz its hella loud and is steadily climbing, but they have only moved like 100 feet and are still in plain view, you wait at the light for like 30 20 seconds longer and STILL hear them and then finally they shift and start the year-long 2nd gear pull.

when I was working down in cali there was this old, late 80's probably, civic hatch. and it was lowered with gsr wheels and exhaust from what I could see, and he pulled out from only the end of the block, and he turns to come down the direction of the house I was at, Im on the roof and every day he drove by, and every time I hear his car rev, a little chirp and I have time to drop whatevr I was doing, climb the rafter to see him maybe halfway down the block if hes lucky, and he was hossing it I know. man thats the slowest car ive ever seen.

there's an eclipse here with nos badges, euro lights, body kit, stock engine (he claims turbo... but no gauges and when asked if he sprayed (due to badge) he went "spray what?" i went "do you use nos?" he goes "yea, nos octane"

i have a pic of the side of his car.... i was in a hury.. when i get home i'll post it... he's at the mall a whole lot.

I wish I had my camera for this one:

Geo Storm;
blue with white racing stripes, ugly hubcaps, silly wing, big tip muffler, stickers all over, ugly vinyl over teh taillights, one time had a big ass dice for a shifter knob but switched to a lighted knob. Just plain ugly.

There was also this one (just as bad):

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poor poor stang

Saturn Ions are nice we have one in town that can take Camaros.. Ne wayz.......Willingboro NJ home of some ghetto ass Mother f'ers
They put a fart can on there car and think they can race everybody. I just point and laugh at them. The worst however I wish I had pictures ALL THE FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CARS with big metal wings on the back. HOW DUMB ARE YOU TO DO THAT...

I once saw a geo metro with had to be 18+ rims on the back and stock ones on the front, it was so funny, his whole car was angled forward, he had to have done something to the rear suspension of his car 'cause it was up about a foot higher than the front.

You guys don't even know the meaning of rice. I live in Mexico and we have rice & beans, rice bread, rice cakes, rice pudding, rice wine, rice beer and to top it off fuckin rice cars. You would never believe the cars here, and if it runs, it's legal. No windows, OK, no doors, not a problem, not a light that works , but it still runs and decals like you wouldn't believe. Most can't read, let along english and the'll put anything on there cars that sticks.
The first thing they do is remove the air cleaner for more power, yea right. Then put on wheels that stick out of the wheel wells 8". Next a hand painted paint job, brush or roller, both work good enough, but the colors they use would make you puke, the hand paint flames or a checker board pattern on. Then hang a 4" fart can on the back, a pair of dice hanging on the mirror, little pom-pom balls outlining there windows, and the final touch, a fox tail attached to the antenna.
Now this my friends is the rice capitol of the world.

Theres a 240 here... with ford and mustang decals..

I've seen an old 80'ish Camry with not only chrome hubcaps, but FAKE drilled rotors. They were these big, plastic circles stuck behind the hubcap, yet you could see the steel wheel behind them. :loser:

You guts don't even know the meaning of rice. I live in Mexico and we have rice & beans, rice bread, rice cakes, rice pudding, rice wine, rice beer and to top it off fuckin rice cars. You would never believe the cars here, and if it runs, it's legal. No windows, OK, no doors, not a problem, not a light that works , but it still runs and decals like you wouldn't believe. Most can't read, let along english and the'll put anything on there cars that sticks.
The first thing they do is remove the air cleaner for more power, yea right. Then put on wheels that stick out of the wheel wells 8". Next a hand painted paint job, brush or roller, both work good enough, but the colors they use would make you puke, the hand paint flames or a checker board pattern on. Then hang a 4" fart can on the back, a pair of dice hanging on the mirror, little pom-pom balls outlining there windows, and the final touch, a fox tail attached to the antenna.
Now this my friends is the rice capitol of the world.



Damn. You win.

well if this isn't just ghetto rice than gimme a different name for it...

http://community.webshots.com/album/151807019HrGqrL

i've seen tons of civics and other riced out cars around my town but the one car that has pissed me off the most was a stock 2000ish celica gt that replaced his gt badge with a skyline GTR badge. If i had a pen and some paper i would have left his ass a note that read " You don't drive a skyline and you never will".

i've seen an impala with all the chevy badges removed replaced by nissan and skyline badges....

Would you guys consider it rice, if I me and my pops took the smookin' woody emblem (AKA the one in my avatar) and put it on our charger, b/c it's come to my attention that recently honda's been using woody woodpecker (no cigar) as a mascot or somthing...