Talking Clock!!!!
ragt20
02-25-2002, 06:48 PM
Proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong."What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"That's the talking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"Watch," the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"For f*ck's sake, it's ten past three in the f*cking morning!!"
:hehe: :hehe::bloated: :bloated:
"That's the talking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"Watch," the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"For f*ck's sake, it's ten past three in the f*cking morning!!"
:hehe: :hehe::bloated: :bloated:
Towlie
02-25-2002, 06:50 PM
im gonna use that one at work.........i am still laughing
hhahahahahaa
hhahahahahaa
emadboy200
02-25-2002, 07:15 PM
:hehehe: that was too funny
ac427cpe
02-25-2002, 08:01 PM
that was GREAT!!! i need to get me one of those!!!:D
Spec2 Girl
02-25-2002, 08:18 PM
haha, that was great. Someone's on top form today! :hehehe: :D
NSX-R-SSJ20K
02-26-2002, 12:30 AM
giggs is a loser like the rest of the manchester team
Judge
02-26-2002, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
giggs is a loser like the rest of the manchester team wtf? dammit, stop whoring you fucknut!!!!!!!!
lol, rag :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: nice one
giggs is a loser like the rest of the manchester team wtf? dammit, stop whoring you fucknut!!!!!!!!
lol, rag :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: nice one
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