The Man Code

I came across this today....I giggled several times. Hope it's not a repost!

The Man Code (http://www.lagmonster.com/mancode/)

17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

That brought tears from laughing so hard. :lol:

24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.


:lol2: Classic.

Hope it's not a repost!

Ragt20,Nov. 2002

Oz,May 2003

But definitely worth another trip around the board.. :smokin:

Best rules ever!!

13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

Rock on... :lol2:

Ragt20,Nov. 2002

Oz,May 2003

But definitely worth another trip around the board.. :smokin:

You sir, have waaay too much free time.

Good find though! I agree with every one of those!

76. What happens in Montreal, stays in Montreal. Period. No questions asked.


that rule applies to me and my buddies 3 times. haha! ah, good trips those were...

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

VERY VERY TRUE, I Married my best friends sister, my friend and I can't do things we use to do no more:
1. Can't talk about any thing that has to do about sex.
2. No more stripper parties
3. and other stuff I just can't think of right now

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

VERY VERY TRUE, I Married my best friends sister, my friend and I can't do things we use to do no more:
1. Can't talk about any thing that has to do about sex.
2. No more stripper parties
3. and other stuff I just can't think of right now

BWAHAHA!

"so last night me and your sister tried this new position...."

BWAHAHA!

"so last night me and your sister tried this new position...."
lol, I know it sux, and what sux even more is that my other friends are also friends with my brother In-law, so I feel weird even talking to them about anything, then again she's my wife not my Girlfriend so is not like I would share those type of things anyways.

You sir, have waaay too much free time.



keyword search, 5 seconds. :smokin:

Hey, some people actually live by those rules

How about:
Girls don't know what any of this means.
You have to have a penis.

77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo.

This is complete bull s!@#. You will never lay in the same bed as another man with the intention of sleeping. Period!

fISH...

77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo.

This is complete bull s!@#. You will never lay in the same bed as another man with the intention of sleeping. Period!

fISH...
Why would you lay in the same bed as a man period? :uhoh: :screwy:

Why would you lay in the same bed as a man period? :uhoh: :screwy:


You shouldn't. I might have poorly worded my statement.

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

:lol:

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.


i keep trying to tell my mechanic that, but for some reason, he just wont listen....

BWAHAHA!

"so last night me and your sister tried this new position...."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine that statement at the Christmas dinner table? :lol:

Excellent. :evillol:

Originally Posted by Suislide
BWAHAHA!

"so last night me and your sister tried this new position...."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine that statement at the Christmas dinner table? :lol:

Shit, I would get my ass kicked so hard, not only that the ass kickin' will be twice as hard, she's the only sister/daughter they have... our relationship was really hard in the beginning, I could make a theard all about it but, I'm afraid my brother-in-law might join the AF since he's looking to fix up his Tiburon (shit I better stop posting)

Why would you lay in the same bed as a man period? :uhoh: :screwy:


if theres 2 people and 1 bed... sometimes u gotta take one for the team if you dont wanna sleep on the floor


u guys are too uptight lol... if ur not homo and ur friend or watever isnt homo wats the big deal. its not like ur cuddling, u dont even touch each other lol nerds

if theres 2 people and 1 bed... sometimes u gotta take one for the team if you dont wanna sleep on the floor


u guys are too uptight lol... if ur not homo and ur friend or watever isnt homo wats the big deal. its not like ur cuddling, u dont even touch each other lol nerds

homo.




































jk :D

if theres 2 people and 1 bed... sometimes u gotta take one for the team if you dont wanna sleep on the floor
u guys are too uptight lol... if ur not homo and ur friend or watever isnt homo wats the big deal. its not like ur cuddling, u dont even touch each other lol nerds

If your both sitting in the bed playing Halo during the day, thats one thing. If it's late enuf for the street lights to be on, some ones sitting on the floor. Call me insecure.

Call me insecure.

thats all it is....


now if you start dozing off and u feel a hand on your ass make sure you knock out your friend and never talk to him again :D

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.



awsome

Ah Halo......yeah............


42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.

Serious obeyed here in the dorms...must be obeyed :D