A Blond joke
clawhammer
11-17-2004, 10:43 AM
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four,
but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today,
and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25!"
and all the other kids could only count to four,
but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today,
and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25!"
240NIZ
11-17-2004, 10:50 AM
Nice one... :lol:
LotusDreams
11-17-2004, 10:51 AM
I think I Dated that girl.
SeXy_AnGeL
11-17-2004, 11:04 AM
Perhaps a repost...? if not...I've definately heard it before.
LXDSMXL
11-17-2004, 01:50 PM
Scary but, funny
Raz_Kaz
11-17-2004, 03:28 PM
Defiatley a repost.
xyfalconsrock
11-17-2004, 07:14 PM
hahaha
stupid blonds
stupid blonds
dayna240sx
11-17-2004, 07:17 PM
hella lame
RSX-S777
11-17-2004, 07:29 PM
Repost gold...
KustmAce
11-17-2004, 08:07 PM
Perhaps a repost...? if not...I've definately heard it before.
How old are you again...?
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
How old are you again...?
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
dayna240sx
11-17-2004, 08:09 PM
How old are you again...?
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
I dont get it?
and its not because I'm blonde!
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
I dont get it?
and its not because I'm blonde!
SeXy_AnGeL
11-17-2004, 08:14 PM
How old are you again...?
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
I don't get it either :screwy:
*Runs and hides under the bed :iceslolan
I don't get it either :screwy:
Suislide
11-17-2004, 08:19 PM
bahahaha.
he means how old are you as in the blond in the joke was 26 so how old are you?
he was basically relating you to the joke.
he means how old are you as in the blond in the joke was 26 so how old are you?
he was basically relating you to the joke.
SeXy_AnGeL
11-17-2004, 08:20 PM
bahahaha.
he means how old are you as in the blond in the joke was 26 so how old are you?
he was basically relating you to the joke.
oh :disappoin thats not that funnny....maybe i'm just slow
he means how old are you as in the blond in the joke was 26 so how old are you?
he was basically relating you to the joke.
oh :disappoin thats not that funnny....maybe i'm just slow
Suislide
11-17-2004, 08:22 PM
i didn't think so either, i swear.
:uhoh:
:uhoh:
KustmAce
11-17-2004, 08:22 PM
I don't get it either :screwy:
:lol2:
:lol2:
ducksls1
11-17-2004, 08:25 PM
lol blondes
clawhammer
11-17-2004, 09:30 PM
oh :disappoin thats not that funnny....maybe i'm just slow
and blond also...
and blond also...
dirtydx
11-18-2004, 08:30 AM
lol this thread is funnier than the joke :grinyes:
ghostguy6
11-18-2004, 08:36 AM
Leave Sexy alone, she's smarter than alot of the other AF'er around here
Damien
11-18-2004, 02:38 PM
i didn't think so either, i swear.
:uhoh:
It was weak till her last reply :p
:uhoh:
It was weak till her last reply :p
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