Attention AF: Road trip orders

Okay, I'm heading off at 4am tomorrow for a bit of a drive around the country.

I'll be checking this thread periodically, but here's where you come in.

Make me a list of things I have to take photos of. Nothing stupid, like my car flying through the air or whatever, but otherwise, go nuts.

as many b00bies as you can find.

preferably not 'nakis either. :D

Me







drifting.







YOUR CAR! :devil:

Let's see some of that famed New Zealand natural beauty. I wanna see vistas with views that stretch for miles and miles.

Also, I second the b00bi3s

Make me a list of things I have to take photos of. Nothing stupid, like my car flying through the air or whatever, but otherwise, go nuts.
Booooo!

Steam locos at Paekakariki.

- a sheep(as you are sheepshaggers and all),
- some of your famed cheap NZ beer with price tag,
- some of the local talent(and im not talking bout the sheep)
- some lord of the rings esq scenery
- a picture of your dash redlining

that should do it!

:P

Can you send your car sailing through air as you jump a Hobbit hole? That would be cool!

Also, see if you can get a pic of those pesky hobbits. Hell, take one home if you can.

-Car crash,

-a sign saying sheep next 50km

-a pair of legs coming from under ur car

Some Bulls milk.

The shittiest car you see.

Cows. That is all. :biggrin:

Cow poo.

you!

you!
NO!! We need our sight to see the rest of the pictures!:lol2:


How does the beach look this time of year?

Boobies... and sheep... or sheep with boobies if you want to save film.. take your pick.

A picture of an employee at the places you stop at, like gas stations, fast foods and most of all...strip clubs.

You, between two ladies, with your hands on their tits....




Actually i wanna see the countryside.

Do not return home until you have photographed the following:
the underside of a bridge.
a phone booth with you plus one other person inside.
a person wearing a helmet.
a guy named rodney. (+1 if he's got a name tag on.)
an arch.
a wedding party.
a road sign featuring the number "77."
an abstract sculpture.
no less than 5 women in front of a library. :naughty:
something that annoys you.
a person carrying a musical instrument.
a series of at least three triangles.

Yay a scavenger hunt!!!!!!!!

Can i play to!?

how about you 'giving it' to your car. those are always good for a laugh. please keep your pants on though.

i think he's left already, but hopefully he'll hit SOMEone's computer on the trip and willbe able to see this thread.

Yay a scavenger hunt!!!!!!!!

Can i play to!?
No.






































:thefinger

Yay a scavenger hunt!!!!!!!!

Can i play to!?
me too!!?!?!

Okay, I've arrived after a little over 9 hours driving. Got a few interesting shots already, but I think Jay's the winner here (I got the underside of an arch bridge - two birds with one stone :thefinger)

Expect pics in 6 days...

Do not return home until you have photographed the following:
the underside of a bridge.
a phone booth with you plus one other person inside.
a person wearing a helmet.
a guy named rodney. (+1 if he's got a name tag on.)
an arch.
a wedding party.
a road sign featuring the number "77."
an abstract sculpture.
no less than 5 women in front of a library. :naughty:
something that annoys you.
a person carrying a musical instrument.
a series of at least three triangles.

Well, all of that is entirely doable in Auckland.


Brian: I'm sure his sister'll have a computer, what kind of barbaric household doesn't? :p I sure as fuck hope he doesn't ask to use mine, my laptop hard drive is still smouldering from the last lot of porn he put on there.



Oh and look who sneaks a post in while I was trolling :p

Be sure to take pictures of your sister too. ;)

Any AF people that you meet.

4 Hobbits, a ranger, an elf, a dwarf and a wizard...

The nastiest bathroom you stumble across (you know, the kind you're even afraid to wash your hands in).

Roadkill.

A hitchhiker. (don't pick them up, just stop, snap their pic, and drive off, or even better, get their pic AS you're driving off).

Someone working at a fast food joint (the uglier/greasier the better).

Thassit for now...

The large L&P bottle in Paeroa,
The large lumberjack in ??? (cant remember the name of the town)
The Large gumboot
the sign saying "you are now entering Rodney"

I request photos of the Text message you sent Simon :rofl:

Taz: Flagged the giant gumboot because I couldn't be pharked turning off the main road, didn't want to waste time ;)

All pics will be posted upon my return.

I hav a feeling even cable modem will have trouble with Dave's pic thread......

Um...places of fun interest so i can determine whether i really want to come!!! :D :p

Got a few interesting shots already, but I think Jay's the winner here (I got the underside of an arch bridge - two birds with one stone :thefinger)Shall I add a second set? ;)

start off by drinking as many of these cheap beers that you can in half an hour. then balance one on your forehead and one in each palm without spilling a drop. get somebody to take a picture.

Shall I add a second set? ;)

Sure...I nearly got 5 women in front of a library today :(

Lots of car pics, but so far missed both the R34 GT-Rs I saw up here...but I'll get em....

The bro with the fro and a ho (disturbing the peace in as many locations as possible).

Call my sister that again and I'll break you :p

A record on a turntable. A team in uniform. A person with someone else's hand in their back pocket. A thing that glows in the dark. Three cars of the same color adjacent to each other in traffic. A black and white checkerboard pattern. A dial or knob set to "11." A person trying too hard. A person that doesn't own a cell phone. A thing that smells good. A nice place to sit down. A dead fish. A man wearing face makeup. A thing that is made poorly. A red beverage. (+1 if you're drinking it! ;) ) A safe. An object with text in at least four languages. A person on their knees. A person with wings. Ben Affleck. A condemned/abandoned building. An angry animal. Nine or more people standing in a circle. A safety device that is, in fact, useless. A man wearing white leather shoes. A couple with a difference of 7 points on the 10-point physical attractiveness scale. A blue apron. A vehicle that cannot move under its own power. A big bug. A man with a big beard. (Like Z.Z. Top big.) A thing that's overpriced. A person wearing clothes that obviously don't fit. A person wearing a lot of jewelry. A person, other than you, taking a picture of their reflection.BTW, staging pics is :nono:

Jay, I thought you were going to make it hard. :rolleyes:

Seriously, Ben Affleck???

Who said hard? :dunno:

Why? You like it hard? Huh?! Do you? :naughty:

I picked things you could get creative with. So apply your imagination. ;)

Yeah. I know you can get a picture of Ben Affleck. Just walk into a store with DVDs and get a pretty sales girl to smile while holding up Gigli. :rofl:

Dave, your gonna have to move quickly because attempting Jays list is going to make you look like (more of) a stalker. :)

Ozzie

A person trying too hard.


Haven't we seen enough pictures of David?

Taz: Flagged the giant gumboot because I couldn't be pharked turning off the main road, didn't want to waste time ;)

All pics will be posted upon my return.

you mean you know where that boot is, I been searcing for it for ages on my road trips and hve never found the elusive boot :icon16:

Haven't we seen enough pictures of David?


oooh snap!!

Dead people.

how about an australian flag.
or maybe you can help us out and get a pic of some weapons of mass destruction(we are kind of in a fix here on that issue your help would be apreciated)

1) A crime being committed
2) 5 really hot girls giving you their number (out of their cell phone)
3) Cop writing a ticket
4) 5 different roadkills
5) Dog wearing a hat
6) Dog and cat together...not killing eah other
7) Dog and cat together...killing each other
8) Someone performing respiratory services
9) Jennifer Lopez
10) You and a sheep (Photoshop oppurtunities!) :D

1) A crime being committed
2) 5 really hot girls giving you their number (out of their cell phone)
3) Cop writing a ticket
4) 5 different roadkills
5) Dog wearing a hat
6) Dog and cat together...not killing eah other
7) Dog and cat together...killing each other
8) Someone performing respiratory services
9) Jennifer Lopez
10) You and a sheep (Photoshop oppurtunities!) :D

You're really asking the impossible with that list. I mean 5 really hot girls willingly giving dave their numbers. :p

You're really asking the impossible with that list. I mean 5 really hot girls willingly giving dave their numbers. :p

Yeah man he said no crazy stuff and I think his car would be in mid air before that happened... :lol:


Just fuckin with ya Dave. :uhoh:

actually, if Dave knew for a fact nothing bad would come of it, he'd ramp that Silvia in a heartbeat. It's all about trying new things with the one you love...

You're really asking the impossible with that list. I mean 5 really hot girls willingly giving dave their numbers. :p

I'm giving the benefit of the doubt and checking out what's available for me when i come! :D

-somebody puking on the hood of their car while getting arrested for drunk driving
-homeless people hitting a school bus with their shopping carts (do they have shopping carts in NZ? I bet they do.)
-James Brown

I'm giving the benefit of the doubt and checking out what's available for me when i come! :D

By asking DAVID to get you a preview? Are you kidding me? :p

3) Cop writing a ticket


they REALLY don't like that, especially if its you thats getting the ticket :icon16:

I'm back.

Thread closed, will post link to new thread :)