funny pull over stories
importeater38
11-14-2004, 01:31 PM
i was checking out another forum and came across one about the dumbest tickets you have had. That reminded me of so many i didn't want to post them there, you guys will have better laughs over them anyway. I get pulled over all the time in my TA and not ONCE in my yukon. Now, i don't drive like an idiot, but im no saint either. Check these incidents out--funny shit.
1. Followed a friend of mine home from a bar, she had a few drinks so i tailed her just to make sure she gets home ok. She floors it for some reason and i and still well behind her but keeping pace. Cop rides up her ass and pulls her over for speeding. I pull over cuz i know she might get in trouble for dwi and atleast i can drive her home (i wasn't drinking). So i tell the cop i saw she got pulled over and i pulled in just to give her a ride if the cops didn't want her to drive. So the cop then proceeds to write me a ticket for speeding as well. Dick, well it was a woman so i mean bitch. I knew a trooper that knew her so i got that dropped when i went to court.
2. Im drunk off my ass, i don't drink often like years inbetween getting ripped. So i tell my buddy--man im hammered, you gotta drive me to your house so i can crash. He says ok, but he had a "few" beers as well. but he is irish and drinks regularly. He was 100% good to drive and i had sober friends tell me he was fine too. He drives a big SUV, and anyone in a big suv tends to cross the double yellow more them they should, simply cuz trucks don't corner well. So you cut the double yellow on mild corners. There isn't a straight road here in New York. So cop pulls us over. Im like shit dude, we're fucked. He tells the cop that im hammered and just driving me to his house right up the road ( 30 seconds). Cop is cool, but then asks what the address is. Now my friend just moved to his place 2 weeks ago. Yeah...so he looks at the cop right in the face and says, "i dunno what my address is". The cop is like man your fucked and goes back to the cruiser. Im like holly shit bro now we are really fucked. Cop comes back and i start talking out my ass and is obvious that im obliterated and the cop tells my buddy just to get me home before i hurt myself.
3. pulled over leaving work at 2am on a sunday. Cop says, "you got a modified exaust on this car?". Im like " its after market borla sir, but i have my cat on still" (can't take ur cat off in ny). I tell him its 50 state legal and im just comeing from work, gimme a break. There was no one on the road and i didn't break em loose, just a normal cruise in 3rd gear. Its loud still, but not rediculous at a cruise. He dind't even say anything, just gets in his car and leaves.
4. In a urban city, windows down, music on, stopped at a light right before a bank that im going into. Cop behind me. No big deal. Light goes green and the cops cherries come on. "do u know why i pulled you over?" no sir i reply. Well, i saw you go threw and yellow light back there and im riding with my comanding officer so he told me to follow you for a bit. The cop tells me his comanding officer is doing some kinda audit on him and he pulled me over because his boss said "his music is too loud, pull him over". I tell the cop my speakers are stock and blow out to boot--there is no way they are two loud. I also tell him im going to the freakin bank RIGHT HERE. Just so happens the police station is RIGHT THERE too. The cop begins to feel like a doosh bag and tells me to pull into the station where all the cop cars park. His comanding officer gets out and walks to the station and the cop is free to talk normally to me. He begins to go on about his audit and then how beautiful my car is and how im a clean cut well spoken guy and he appreciates that im not a mullet rocking dildo. Tells me a story about a guy he pulled over with an uzi in the back seat. The cop tells me he is gonna write me for having black outs on my tail lights (hate that 93-97 style so i cover it up) and he is sorry he had to do it because of his comander and to just have one of the cops i know write a note to the station and he will pull it and drop it. Man i don't have time for that shit so i just paid the damn thing.
5. Drive to my sisters college graduation 6 hours away near the canadian border. She was sume cume laude and speaker for the class, so i made the haul. After, i decided to leave early a.m so i could get some work time in. Im cruisen home, no body on the highway. I see a cop when i come over a hill, he is down at the bottom. Im doing 83 in a 65, i have the cruise on and was just sittin back. He pulls out and tails me for a bit. Im still at 83. Cherries come on. I pull over, cop says, how come you didn't slow down when i was behind you. Im like " i knew i was busted, caught me with my hand in the cookie jar, there was no point." He respected that answer and then asked how come my headlights where not on. I told him i had just turned them off cuz the sun was rising. Told him about my sister and shit who graduated from the only college around there. Yeah so i got a freakin ticket anyway. 6 hours away and i drove all the way back up to the sticks of northern NY to fight it in court. The court was the size of a school room and half of it was a H&R block. The "town" consisted of only 4 stores.
6. A friend of mine buys a 94 ta that need some work, but we both go out around the town one night , stop in the dunkin dognutz. Come out, fire up the TA. parking lot is empty and open, so im feeling like doing a donut in the parkink lot of dunkin donuts. Just to say i did it. So i cut the wheel, hit the throttle and let the clutch fly. Im 180 degrees into a 360 and i see lights. SHIT, i stop the donut with my lights point straight at a cop. Cop comes over "didn't see me cruise in did ya?" No officer, im a dumb asshole and just got my car back on the road from winter break, so im a little excited. "ok mr. Gambino, just stop the crazyness, have a good night". He he, nice guy--dumb me. Its very nice having Gambino as your last name and you live in NY. :biggrin:
Sorry so long, but i couldn't stop!
1. Followed a friend of mine home from a bar, she had a few drinks so i tailed her just to make sure she gets home ok. She floors it for some reason and i and still well behind her but keeping pace. Cop rides up her ass and pulls her over for speeding. I pull over cuz i know she might get in trouble for dwi and atleast i can drive her home (i wasn't drinking). So i tell the cop i saw she got pulled over and i pulled in just to give her a ride if the cops didn't want her to drive. So the cop then proceeds to write me a ticket for speeding as well. Dick, well it was a woman so i mean bitch. I knew a trooper that knew her so i got that dropped when i went to court.
2. Im drunk off my ass, i don't drink often like years inbetween getting ripped. So i tell my buddy--man im hammered, you gotta drive me to your house so i can crash. He says ok, but he had a "few" beers as well. but he is irish and drinks regularly. He was 100% good to drive and i had sober friends tell me he was fine too. He drives a big SUV, and anyone in a big suv tends to cross the double yellow more them they should, simply cuz trucks don't corner well. So you cut the double yellow on mild corners. There isn't a straight road here in New York. So cop pulls us over. Im like shit dude, we're fucked. He tells the cop that im hammered and just driving me to his house right up the road ( 30 seconds). Cop is cool, but then asks what the address is. Now my friend just moved to his place 2 weeks ago. Yeah...so he looks at the cop right in the face and says, "i dunno what my address is". The cop is like man your fucked and goes back to the cruiser. Im like holly shit bro now we are really fucked. Cop comes back and i start talking out my ass and is obvious that im obliterated and the cop tells my buddy just to get me home before i hurt myself.
3. pulled over leaving work at 2am on a sunday. Cop says, "you got a modified exaust on this car?". Im like " its after market borla sir, but i have my cat on still" (can't take ur cat off in ny). I tell him its 50 state legal and im just comeing from work, gimme a break. There was no one on the road and i didn't break em loose, just a normal cruise in 3rd gear. Its loud still, but not rediculous at a cruise. He dind't even say anything, just gets in his car and leaves.
4. In a urban city, windows down, music on, stopped at a light right before a bank that im going into. Cop behind me. No big deal. Light goes green and the cops cherries come on. "do u know why i pulled you over?" no sir i reply. Well, i saw you go threw and yellow light back there and im riding with my comanding officer so he told me to follow you for a bit. The cop tells me his comanding officer is doing some kinda audit on him and he pulled me over because his boss said "his music is too loud, pull him over". I tell the cop my speakers are stock and blow out to boot--there is no way they are two loud. I also tell him im going to the freakin bank RIGHT HERE. Just so happens the police station is RIGHT THERE too. The cop begins to feel like a doosh bag and tells me to pull into the station where all the cop cars park. His comanding officer gets out and walks to the station and the cop is free to talk normally to me. He begins to go on about his audit and then how beautiful my car is and how im a clean cut well spoken guy and he appreciates that im not a mullet rocking dildo. Tells me a story about a guy he pulled over with an uzi in the back seat. The cop tells me he is gonna write me for having black outs on my tail lights (hate that 93-97 style so i cover it up) and he is sorry he had to do it because of his comander and to just have one of the cops i know write a note to the station and he will pull it and drop it. Man i don't have time for that shit so i just paid the damn thing.
5. Drive to my sisters college graduation 6 hours away near the canadian border. She was sume cume laude and speaker for the class, so i made the haul. After, i decided to leave early a.m so i could get some work time in. Im cruisen home, no body on the highway. I see a cop when i come over a hill, he is down at the bottom. Im doing 83 in a 65, i have the cruise on and was just sittin back. He pulls out and tails me for a bit. Im still at 83. Cherries come on. I pull over, cop says, how come you didn't slow down when i was behind you. Im like " i knew i was busted, caught me with my hand in the cookie jar, there was no point." He respected that answer and then asked how come my headlights where not on. I told him i had just turned them off cuz the sun was rising. Told him about my sister and shit who graduated from the only college around there. Yeah so i got a freakin ticket anyway. 6 hours away and i drove all the way back up to the sticks of northern NY to fight it in court. The court was the size of a school room and half of it was a H&R block. The "town" consisted of only 4 stores.
6. A friend of mine buys a 94 ta that need some work, but we both go out around the town one night , stop in the dunkin dognutz. Come out, fire up the TA. parking lot is empty and open, so im feeling like doing a donut in the parkink lot of dunkin donuts. Just to say i did it. So i cut the wheel, hit the throttle and let the clutch fly. Im 180 degrees into a 360 and i see lights. SHIT, i stop the donut with my lights point straight at a cop. Cop comes over "didn't see me cruise in did ya?" No officer, im a dumb asshole and just got my car back on the road from winter break, so im a little excited. "ok mr. Gambino, just stop the crazyness, have a good night". He he, nice guy--dumb me. Its very nice having Gambino as your last name and you live in NY. :biggrin:
Sorry so long, but i couldn't stop!
FormulaLT1
11-14-2004, 02:41 PM
LOL, wow you probably get pulled over just about as much as me and I know alot of the cops in your area can be ball buster's but some are cool.
trey86FB
12-04-2004, 02:00 PM
I got pulled over by a houston city cop for an out of date registration stiker. He gave me a tickit and I went on my way. 20 minets later I gat pulled over by a harris county cop I showed him my other ticket (hopeing he woud let me go)he said he was going to write me one any ways. When he went to his car I decitedto give him a piceof my mind I got out and told him that I thought wat he was doing was bull shit and that he was beeing an ass hole. He siad you think Im an ass hole. I said yep. he said well put your hand on the car you have a warent for an unpaid ticket I was just going to give you a ticket and let you go but now your goin to jail. IV never talked back to a cop since.
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