need payback advice

i've got a 10 yr old sister who thinks she is absolute THE shit.. and cocks me and my brother off all the time.. she needs to be put back into her place of being the youngest...

any suggestions?

Duct-tape

First tell me this.....what kind of general reaction can you expect from your parents?

Plant a condom in her room for your parents to find...

Plant a condom in her room for your parents to find...

:eek7: shes 10. i realize that was a joke, but damn.

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.

2. another while shes sleeping is tuck tape her eye lids shut.

3. throw her into a dark closet and leave her there for a while.

4. fart into a bottle or cup and tell her it smells weird and she needs to check it out, always a good expression.

5. tell her the most scary most fucked up story possible before bed time, that can also work in conjunction with # 1

6. tabasco/ hot sauce will work wonders on food and what not, use your imagination for that one.


theres plenty of things you can do. ive done pretty much all of those except #2, however a friend did, and it was the funniest thing ever when she thought she was blind

^Yeah...now that I think of it, the condom may be a little inappropriate. Why not just give her a Cleveland Steamer in the middle of the night?

^Yeah...now that I think of it, the condom may be a little inappropriate. Why not just give her a Cleveland Steamer in the middle of the night?

haha:lol:

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.


That has got to be the single greatest idea I have ever heard. :worshippy

1. theres alot of things you can do to your sister man. when shes sleeping put a mask on and do a death scream, have your other brother turn on the light, when she sees your face have your brother turn the lights back off. that one works.



That's some pretty sick shit, Eric. I love it:lol2:

get some cyanide and spike her drink, and if that doesnt work you'd be surprised how a shovel doubles as both a weapon and excellent implement to dig a grave...













hhahaahahah j/k

seriously dude, she is 10, just tell her to shut up and verbally clown here. Anything past that is just sad,

Sell her to Arabs so she can race camels in the desert.

Ignore her. Being ignored is the bane of women, young or old.













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seriously dude, she is 10, just tell her to shut up and verbally clown here. Anything past that is just sad,

we tell her to shut up all the time but she still cocks us off...

and my parents dont really tolerate anything more than calling her stupid or stuff...

and if i like punch her or something she'll cry up a storm thinking she'll gain sympathy from my mom and then my mom will yell at me and ground me or something... i guess it gives her a sense of a little victory over me when that happens...

but when i do punch her my mom knows that she deserved it but doesnt tell her she needs to stop bothering me...

but the punching just doesnt seem to get through to her... she still acts like shes better than us and that she seems to run the place... i honestly wanna beat this kid down.. but cant, cause that means my parents will have MY ass...

maybe ill ducttape her eyes shut... idk... shes not completely stupid like she would think shes blind.. i need something that will emotionally bash her.. because nothing else gets to her... she still thinks she's the sweetest person alive...

YOu need to embarass her in front of her friends. That will work the best.

Actually, she IS the best part of your life, you just don't realize it yet.

I didn't even have to read the entire thing...

Italian Necktie.

pick her up at school, on a nice day when all the kids are around outside. and embarass the hell out of her, say something along the lines of "NAME over here dear" get in the car Honk a couple times, wave as she is walking towards you. stall the car as you drive away. and so on lol.

i can't drive yet ^

but i will do that in the future :grinyes:

Sneak her favourite doll's head into her bed while she's asleep.




let's play name that reference!

umm godfather with the horse? if not i dont know.

to go off with heads in beds though, this year on a fishing trip in upper wisconsin we had this cabin with a deerhead that would end up in mysterious places. such as shower, toilet seat, beds all that good stuff

Sneak her favourite doll's head into her bed while she's asleep.

i dont think she's seen child's play just yet...

and i don't think it would be very scary or a big deal at all if i did that

EDIT: ^ where in upper wisconsin (Wisconsin. REPRESENT! :bananasmi)

get an old pillowcase, cut a hole for her head (or don't), duct tape her up so she can't yell or fight and stuff her under her bed for a couple hours and let her know that she needs to calm down. when you do it though don't be loud or mad. act really calm and talk slow and quiet, scared the shit out of my brother when we did it to him.

i dont think she's seen child's play just yet...

and i don't think it would be very scary or a big deal at all if i did that

EDIT: ^ where in upper wisconsin (Wisconsin. REPRESENT! :bananasmi)

i actually live below ya in ILLINOIS, but since fishing sucks there it was at the chippewa flowage if you know where that it

yea ive been there before... good fishing spot actually :)

sit her down and you and your brother tell her everything that pisses you off and what she has to look forward to in life ( tell her the bad things only) do like the "scared straight" thing that the prisions do for delinquint children

never heard of the technique

I like eric's idea.... Better yet...Is she afraid of clowns, i have a friend who is terrified of clowns, one day i walked up behind him and gave the loudest creepiest clown laugh i could, scared him shitless, you could try that approach with the sleeping idea.

never heard of the technique
You know when the courts send a group of trouble making "youths" to a prision to get yelled at and scared shitless by a bunch of "badass" prisioners who's job it is to show the youths what they have to look forward to later on in life. You do that to your sister and you scare her shitless until she stops acting like a total bitch :evillol:

i see...

She's 10. Just ignore her. In a couple years you can "protect" her from the boys that will be hanging around.

No matter what you do, she's not going to stop, you might just make things worse... When my sister was 10 I was 15 and boy she would drive me crazy, she would make my mom make me take her every where I went then she would bug and talk trash all day, Believe me I'v done lots of stuff to try to make her stop being the way she was but, they just made her came back even worse. Just think about it, anything you could do she could do, so Just relax it's going to be like that for a couple of years, I just recently moved out I'm 22 and my sister is 17 and we are cool now I watch her back, and she watches mine, Now my wife and I would go over my moms house and my sis would tell my wife the crazy stories we had and the bad experiences we had, and we'll just sit down and laugh about them now

I know you still thinking about paypack hehe Try this:
1. Grab a sheet spill something on it that makes it look like urine let it dry, save it till she has a sleep over and has her friends over, Try to get her out her room for a great while, while she's gone go to her bed uncover her main quilt and then subtitute the sheets after that make her bed and when it comes time to sleep and she uncovers her quilt her friends will look at her sheet and think she urine's in her sleep lol. If her friends don't catch it I sure your mom will laundry day lol. She could deny it but, who will believe her lol.