Now there's a sense of humour.

Classic.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/4003125.stm

haha..i like it..not sure it will work too well...but its extremely funny none the less ...they should have a picture of some big black guy in a cell with a message "I miss you. See you again soon. XOXO" or something hahaha

There's a prison in the mid west that only lets inmates wear pink. Everything is pink.

That is funny, but if they're known repeat burglars shouldn't they already be in jail?

They should put a slogal like "by the time you get out, you'll be able to fit a submarine", or something like that

^ lmao. Wow... I watch too much Oz...

Good stuff.