F the South

http://fuckthesouth.com/ **Warning containts slight profanity**

I'm from Texas myself, I just think this is funny haha.

Brilliant!

:werd:

haha that was great!

And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

absolutely brilliant

anger management anyone?


Very funny

:screwy: :lol2:

i agree 100% with that website. skrew the south and their conservative bs. just kidding, that was most likely one of the funniest rants ive ever seen HAHAHA

:lol2:

That's quite funny since it represents what I've seen of the attitudes of both the south and north so well.

Strange bit, though, is that for the most part, I, as a Canadian, can only stand the southern states. Apart from the big hair and hideous accents anyways. ;) One of my favorite quotations that I've heard said personally to me was by an Alabaman in a store there, upon discovering I'm Canadian. "Oh! You're Canadian! Ya'll are so nice, we like to make you feel right at home. If only it weren't for all those damn Yankees in between!" :lol:

I'll take exception to Maine-iacs though...they need to learn to say the letter "r," but with most of their state in between a couple Canadian provinces, they're pretty tight with us. I like 'em. :)

Man. that guy is PISSED. He's been ass-fucked by Gore, and now Kerry. He's gotta realize that MTV does NOT dictate politics in this country. The Dems took the blacks, Hispanics, and women for granted, like they always have, and it blew up in their face. The South had nothing to do with their lousy politics

Man. that guy is PISSED. He's been ass-fucked by Gore, and now Kerry. He's gotta realize that MTV does NOT dictate politics in this country. The Dems took the blacks, Hispanics, and women for granted, like they always have, and it blew up in their face. The South had nothing to do with their lousy politics

Way to have a sense of humor, hater :disappoin

"The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states."

BANG! Just awesome. :grinyes:

hehe.

Actually thats me who wrote that up. :grinyes:

naa, but I wish I did. I don't care if its a guy or a girl who wrote it. I want to kiss em. :lol: Yep, hes pissed, but I don't blame him. I agree with everything he said. It sure brings more meaning to our own post (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=312321)of joining Canada. :smile:

TS out (sending that out to everyone I know) :evillol:

It sure brings more meaning to our own post (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=312321)of joining Canada. :smile:


Perhaps, except that we despise "Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American." people...

"The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states."

Pretty funny stuff, I liked it even though I'm from "red" Virginia and 7 presidents (6 of them signing the Declaration) came from their. I even laughed at the "It's your money, not the government's money" bit. So what if I'm in that "upper 6% who pay 58% of all taxes", it's HIS money.... FUCK THAT YANKEE SHITHEAD!!
:grinno:

"And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off."

LMAO, that's classic!!!

Its fun to read the rantings of a loser :lol:













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I want to be a red state.... Stupid Michigan voters.....

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Duh, the "southern red states" reach all the way up to the Canadian border. The blue map sure looks like the welfare states to me.

Stupid welfare states.

haha lol

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments
Thats geat lol.

Good find!

Duh, the "southern red states" reach all the way up to the Canadian border. The blue map sure looks like the welfare states to me.

yes while billy bob and bobby sue rae tend to the pigs in the red states:rolleyes:

all i know is this....in most of those statistics, they cite "9 out of the top 10 blah blah blah are southern"

id be willing to bet texas is that one in ten on most of those...

I remember the south... my kindergarten teacher told us that "the south will rise again..." I firmly believe this is true, only this time it will rise not in the form of confederate soldiers and civil war, but in the form of hoardes of illegal immigrants from mexico... :)