Why did the turtle cross the road?

Ok, maybe not so much of a car joke, but anyway here it goes.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station!

Kind of corny..

Very Corny

Since you liked the last one so much!

You should tell this one to a friend while keeping a strait face.

I was driving home from work today when I noticed a cop car right
behind me.
I was extra cautious not to make any driving errors.
I made sure to completely stop at all the stop signs, use my turn signal with plenty of notice, etc...
After finally getting close to my house I started to worry, because he
was still right behind me.
Just then out of nowhere, a large pigeon flies strait at me, bounces off
my windshield and comes crashing down on the cop car, shattering its
windshield.
Since nobody was hurt, I chuckled and thought to myself, well that serves him right for following me so close.
All of a sudden the lights start flashing, and I realize he's pulling me over!
He walks over and starts writing me a ticket.
I say, officer what is the problem I stopped completely at all the stop signs, used my turn signal when necessary, so what gives?

He responds: This ticket is for you flipping me the bird!!!

Since you liked the last one so much!

You should tell this one to a friend while keeping a strait face.

I was driving home from work today when I noticed a cop car right
behind me.
I was extra cautious not to make any driving errors.
I made sure to completely stop at all the stop signs, use my turn signal with plenty of notice, etc...
After finally getting close to my house I started to worry, because he
was still right behind me.
Just then out of nowhere, a large pigeon flies strait at me, bounces off
my windshield and comes crashing down on the cop car, shattering its
windshield.
Since nobody was hurt, I chuckled and thought to myself, well that serves him right for following me so close.
All of a sudden the lights start flashing, and I realize he's pulling me over!
He walks over and starts writing me a ticket.
I say, officer what is the problem I stopped completely at all the stop signs, used my turn signal when necessary, so what gives?

He responds: This ticket is for you flipping me the bird!!!This is a good one... :rofl:
And the bird is blind...

That is a funny joke. (the second one)

:lol: :cwm27:

Heres another version of the joke.


Why did the turtle cross the road?

Because there was a honda coming.

Heres another version of the joke.


Why did the turtle cross the road?

Because there was a honda coming.
That makes no sense...
Because no matter how short the turtle is, the car will still hit it...

That makes no sense...
Because no matter how short the turtle is, the car will still hit it...


No he means because Hondas are slow the turtle has plenty of time to cross the road

maybe the turtle just wanted to cross the road. who knows, I'm not the turtle, what about you?

No he means because Hondas are slow the turtle has plenty of time to cross the road

I hope you can catch up with my Honda, with the same amount of pistons. :uhoh:

since I dont have a car now, I think you would outrun me, but once I get another T Bird, I hope you can catch up with it with your 4 pistons.

since I dont have a car now, I think you would outrun me, but once I get another T Bird, I hope you can catch up with it with your 4 pistons.
Which one are you looking for?