Ode to my favorite beer

This is off the top of my head so here it goes:

Oh Pabst Blue Ribbon you make me smile, i drink you and chug you, and you get me intoxicated. I would walk mile after mile, just to get a cheap twelver that will get me buzzed and blue after an hour of drinking games, oh, how i love you. You never let me down, and for years you've been around, your cheap taste is perfected and yes i am addicted. So i say this to you PBR, though i may get drunk and stupid, and even drive my car, you will always be number one, even when i can't get you at the bar.

Thank you,

Josh

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that was beautiful.

hahahah that was good

Thank you, Thank you

ewww PBR?

It makes me wanna...wanna.....









.... DRINK!! ahhhhhhhhh!! And im not suppose to!! Doctor said so :(

ewww PBR?

Yeah yeah go ahead and say it, i know you want to... call me a hick... But remember, when your out buying all that expensive stuff like i used to(killians) i'll be saving lots of money and getting quality liver poisoning at the same time...

beautiful....makes me very VERY thirsty

Me to actually, but i can wait until this Saturday after the concert.

ha you have to wait till saturday

we are having a kegger friday. oh how lucky am I that my boyfriend's parents own a bar

heh...i say saturday but knowing me i'll end up drinking thursday and finish up sometime around sunrise sunday morning...lol

Yeah getting free beer at bars is awesome, you lucky gal...

heh...i say saturday but knowing me i'll end up drinking thursday and finish up sometime around sunrise sunday morning...lol

Yeah getting free beer at bars is awesome, you lucky gal...
Remember when you went drinking with my Math teacher?

That lady was cool, and she could hold her alcohol better than any chick i had ever met!! Friggin 4 Huge margaritas and she was just getting buzzed!!!

That lady was cool, and she could hold her alcohol better than any chick i had ever met!! Friggin 4 Huge margaritas and she was just getting buzzed!!!
For those of you who don't know, my math teacher was an ex Budweiser Girl :icon16:

LOL, damn....who goes drinking with they teachers? I got some cool teachrs but they all tied down with a wife and kids.

For those of you who don't know, my math teacher was an ex Budweiser Girl :icon16:

I want to meet your teacher :naughty: :naughty:

She's definately a hottie, she hit on me at a bar called Tumble Inn that night, her old man didn't even care, i just walked away wondering "WTF was that all about"

How do you go from being a Budweiser girl to being a math teacher?




Either way, glad everyone had fun that night

Oh Pabst Blue Ribbon.....

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I send my condolences to your taste buds. :biggrin:

Try bottles of PBR, it's delicious, almost as good as PBR draft.

You could sells millions with a song like that.

I want to hear an ode to the dirty hangover and horrible gas PBR gives you the morning after. :evillol:

Ill think one up and have it for you in the morning

Newcastle all the way baby.

I want to hear an ode to the dirty hangover and horrible gas PBR gives you the morning after. :evillol:

awesome. beer farts are the best. nothing like waking up in the morning because a gallon and a half of unabsorbed carbon dioxide is exploding out of your hind qurters, laughing and going back to sleep.

beer farts are fine until your having a shower and you have to endure the death

theres no escaping the death

awesome. beer farts are the best. nothing like waking up in the morning because a gallon and a half of unabsorbed carbon dioxide is exploding out of your hind qurters, laughing and going back to sleep.

It's also a prime method of scaring away the pig you accidentally slept with and now find yourself laying next to...

Oh morning how you tear my arse apart, the beer i drank, PBR, and the times i had. This gas will not end, why must i fart? I had a lot of fun last night, but i did not think the morning would be so bad. Next time it's Killians, i never had these problems, i want to take a shower, but i know it would be like the gas chambers, it will be like this all day, not a matter of hours. So i say this PBR or any beer that does this, please give me gas only when i take home a porker, or when i'm taking a 3 hour piss.