For The Thinkers
Raz_Kaz
11-10-2004, 09:02 PM
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown Apart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown Apart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
xviciousx
11-10-2004, 09:06 PM
Cute.
Jm93
11-10-2004, 09:56 PM
lame.
KustmAce
11-10-2004, 10:32 PM
lame.
Yes you are. :rolleyes:
Nice find raz! :grinno:
Yes you are. :rolleyes:
Nice find raz! :grinno:
RSX-S777
11-10-2004, 10:37 PM
So bad they're good
Colov99
11-10-2004, 10:48 PM
Seen some but not others. Always great finds! :lol2: :sunglasse
crayzayjay
11-11-2004, 06:04 AM
hehe.... some of those were pretty good
LotusDreams
11-11-2004, 09:57 AM
"15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under." :lol:
NeonAtron
11-11-2004, 10:05 AM
Meh*
IMO
IMO
kittedb18bt
11-11-2004, 01:26 PM
i couldn't make it through all of them.
s4fanatic27
11-11-2004, 02:10 PM
some of those were really good :)
lordvektra
11-11-2004, 02:46 PM
HAHAHA :lol2:
b18ls
11-11-2004, 06:45 PM
i couldn't make it through all of them.
Plus one!
Plus one!
Partizan
11-11-2004, 09:13 PM
Yeah I got to like 6 or 7 then couldn't take anymore, they're pretty dull. To me anyway.
Fully_Sick
11-12-2004, 09:17 AM
some more
101) your counterfeited like replacement stove tops
102) like an escaped tunnel in prison I started from scratch
103) Bitches know Im a freak, like the elephant man
p.s:
a cookie for whoever geusses the person who said any of these
101) your counterfeited like replacement stove tops
102) like an escaped tunnel in prison I started from scratch
103) Bitches know Im a freak, like the elephant man
p.s:
a cookie for whoever geusses the person who said any of these
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