The Oil Shortage
86_SR5
11-10-2004, 07:56 PM
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alaska
California
Oklahoma
North Dakota
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alaska
California
Oklahoma
North Dakota
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
xviciousx
11-10-2004, 09:02 PM
:lol:
93rollaracer
11-10-2004, 09:40 PM
lol...so true
LotusDreams
11-11-2004, 10:31 AM
:owned:
jerryred
11-11-2004, 01:36 PM
Oil Shortage Is Just A Reason To Go To War So The Powers To Be Can Have All The Marbles And Tell Us The Reason For High Gas Prices Is Still A Unexpected Shortage
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clawhammer
11-11-2004, 01:45 PM
This is a joke, not a political argument
jerryred
11-15-2004, 04:16 PM
politcal argument is a joke
Steel
11-15-2004, 04:24 PM
Bahaha
Oz
11-15-2004, 09:27 PM
:lol:
96Civ
11-16-2004, 02:29 AM
I like how gas prices went down for a month or so, then went strait back up to where they were. I'm not joking, here in California it was down to $2 then shot back up to $2.35 for regular within 4 days.
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