View on Politics
twospirits
11-10-2004, 12:15 PM
Probably a repost in someones eyes, but :p just in case.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Power to the people. :lol:
TS out
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Power to the people. :lol:
TS out
b18ls
11-10-2004, 12:55 PM
Bush comes to visit a classroom of children. He gives them a chance to ask questions. A child named Billy stands up and says "I have two questions Mr. President"
1.Why did we invaid Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.Why were you elected in 2000 when you didn't have the majority vote in FL?
All of a sudden the bell rings for lunch. When the class comes back, the President allows the children to ask questions again. A youg girl stands up and says she has four questions.
1.Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.why did you win the election of 2000?
3.How come the lunch bell rang 2 hours early?
4.What happened to Billy?
fISH...
1.Why did we invaid Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.Why were you elected in 2000 when you didn't have the majority vote in FL?
All of a sudden the bell rings for lunch. When the class comes back, the President allows the children to ask questions again. A youg girl stands up and says she has four questions.
1.Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.why did you win the election of 2000?
3.How come the lunch bell rang 2 hours early?
4.What happened to Billy?
fISH...
clawhammer
11-10-2004, 01:01 PM
^Very funny. LOL
LotusDreams
11-10-2004, 01:06 PM
:lol: awesome
YogsVR4
11-10-2004, 01:23 PM
2 reposts in the same thread! A new record! :lol2:
KustmAce
11-10-2004, 01:54 PM
New to me, ya cocky bastard :tongue:
240NIZ
11-10-2004, 03:04 PM
Good ones....
xviciousx
11-10-2004, 03:23 PM
:lol: good stuff :bigthumb:
Raz_Kaz
11-10-2004, 04:51 PM
LOL, awesome!
RSX-S777
11-10-2004, 05:01 PM
Nice
SLAYTANIC_1134
11-10-2004, 05:05 PM
Bush comes to visit a classroom of children. He gives them a chance to ask questions. A child named Billy stands up and says "I have two questions Mr. President"
1.Why did we invaid Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.Why were you elected in 2000 when you didn't have the majority vote in FL?
All of a sudden the bell rings for lunch. When the class comes back, the President allows the children to ask questions again. A youg girl stands up and says she has four questions.
1.Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.why did you win the election of 2000?
3.How come the lunch bell rang 2 hours early?
4.What happened to Billy?
fISH...
Its true too; you'd beter not fuck w/ the Bush Regime!!
1.Why did we invaid Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.Why were you elected in 2000 when you didn't have the majority vote in FL?
All of a sudden the bell rings for lunch. When the class comes back, the President allows the children to ask questions again. A youg girl stands up and says she has four questions.
1.Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons of mass destruction?
2.why did you win the election of 2000?
3.How come the lunch bell rang 2 hours early?
4.What happened to Billy?
fISH...
Its true too; you'd beter not fuck w/ the Bush Regime!!
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