Worst Movie

This is a natural progression, folks.
Whats the worst contemporary movie you have ever seen?

How about the worst movie of all time?

For me, the worst contemporary movie I have ever seen was 'The Master of Disguises' with Dana Carvey of SNL fame. It's a truly horrible stinker.

Popular opinion says the worst movie of all time was 'Plan 9 From Outer Space', (made by Ed Wood, back in the early 50's). It's so bad it's funny, especially if seen with friends and some drinks........

IMHO the worst movie of all time is an obscure thing called 'The Terror of Tiny Town'. This putrid pile was made, I think, in the late 1930's. It was, get this, a western made entirely with adult midgits riding Shetland ponys.

Star Treck (if u count that as a movie?)

The ring (blah, it was a piece of crap)

It's Pat has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Star Treck (if u count that as a movie?)

The ring (blah, it was a piece of crap)


Nah, Star Treck wasn't a movie.. Star Trek was though...... which is bad :grinyes:


Worst movie ever has to be fear.com or Ishtar.

The worst movie I've ever seen is Deathrace 2000 (I think that was the name, if not something close). I remember Stallone was in it but this had to have been made int he early 80's. I think the worst contemporary movie is Rollerball, what a flaming turd!

The ring (blah, it was a piece of crap)

watch the ring with someone who can explain the parts you dont understand, that will change your opinion of the movie. i think it is one of the best movies i have seen.

i honestly think that anchorman was the worst movie i have seen. (i was sober, so maybe that was my mistake)

I hated the Day After Tomorow

watch the ring with someone who can explain the parts you dont understand, that will change your opinion of the movie. i think it is one of the best movies i have seen. Oh, iI understand the movie. I watch it multiply of times.. but I just dont see whats the big deal of it..


PS: Is there gonna be a sequeal or is that just a rumor? Anybody?

SpiceWorld anyone?

SpiceWorld anyone?
What a stinker!
Those girls were wearing WAY to many clothes in that flick.
If they were naked, it would have been Oscar material!

Magnolia. What a Pile of shit.

Magnolia. What a Pile of shit.
Are you kidding me? Wow. Magnolia? Really?

I'd say any Ed Wood movie, of course, the movie 'Ed Wood' was excellent.

Gigli, I read the word "lesbian" in a plot summary of the movie and thought little else. I soon realised that I had to sit through it and that was rather torturous.

I wonder if Taxi'll be able to top Gigli for lameness? Time will tell.

Worst movie of all time?

Anything from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000"

Magnolia. What a Pile of shit.


Magnolia was awesome... what was wrong with it? Too artistic? what?

Magnolia. What a Pile of shit.
I second that. Spice World also sucked. What was that Britany Spears movie that came out a few years ago? That had to suck. Oh yeah, the Ring was a decent movie and they are making a sequal. The original Ring was made in Japan. It also had a sequal, maybe a 3rd and 4th film but I can't remember. Anyway, the Japanese versions of the movies are kickass, so I hear. Check 'em out.

Oh yeah, how can you say Anchor man was the worst movie you saw? There are sooo many other pieces of steaming monkee poo that are better contenders. I love Anchor man! Love it! I guess its just one of those movies that you either love or hate. BTW, I saw it sober, twice. Will Ferrel is a comic genius, imo.

How about....I'll have to get back to ya.

I hated the Day After Tomorow

:iagree:

That is my worst movie that I have watched .. so far. I don't even waste my time with the other bad movies (Gigli, any chick flicks, etc...)

Nah, Star Treck wasn't a movie.. Star Trek was though...... which is bad :grinyes:


Worst movie ever has to be fear.com or Ishtar.

Jokes!!! I can remember reading a Mad or Cracked magazine eons ago when I was little, and it was a worst case scenario type theme where you walk into a video store and the only two rentals left are Howard the Duck and Ishtar (LOL - never seen that shit but man does that make me laugh!! - Howard the Duck was cool though, in addition to Star Trek II & VI fuckers!!! :flipa: )

Worst recent contemporary movie I saw was Scary Movie 2 or 3 I think - the one where they're stuck in a house with that hunchback guy. So pointless.

Worst movie of all time for me... Nothing But Trouble - 1991 Dan Akroyd & John Candy. These fellows (Candy in particular) had put together some of my all time favourite comedies from the 80's, before this garbage.


Personally I think comedies tend to have a greater opportunity to be bad, because at least with serious or action type movies if it gets stupid or unbelievable you can at least laugh at how bad it is - whereas a comedy thats not funny is a lot harder to laugh at. :2cents:

Worst recent contemporary movie I saw was Scary Movie 2 or 3 I think - the one where they're stuck in a house with that hunchback guy. So pointless.


You didnt think that movie was funny?!?! :eek7:

it was hilarious... who cares if its pointless, they were just making fun of alotta shit to make you laugh. Not every movie has to be serious

Thats just something I would have found amusing if I were back in high school... smoking pot.

You tend to develop a more sophisticated criteria when you're older...
drinking beer at the drive in :rolleyes:

Worst Movies

1. S.I.C.K.

2. Dumb & DumberER (2nd version) - what a horrible sequel. I love the 1st one!

Ever After... hands down.

Ishtar, hands down...so much talent...such a piece of dreck!!! :disappoin

Worst movie ever is PootieTang. S.I.C.K was also shit.

A friend of my wife kept telling us how good Moulin Rouge was, That's 2 hours of my life I want back. Also Jonny Hollywood w/Joe Pesci, only time i ever walked out of a theater.Hell I even sat through Return of the Living Dead

The Underground Comedy was absolutly awful normally if i watching a bad movie ill at least give it a chance and watch the whole thing not w/ this POS movie it was terrible i wanted to shoot myself and then throw my TV out the window while it was in a fiery blaze

28 Days Later
That movie sucked so bad and was the biggest let down.

The Village
Another very big let down that I'll never watch again.

Pulp Fiction... bleh...

its supposed to be like hardcore... but it just comes off as gay

r u kidding me pulp fiction is a great movie ur nuts man theres more to the film then just meaning to be hardcore someone should slap u

Pulp Fiction... bleh...

its supposed to be like hardcore... but it just comes off as gay
Uh.. hardcore? The movie is a parody/homage to classic, 'pulpy' films of the 60's and 70's. It was intentionally farfetched and quirky. The LAST thing it should be described as is 'hardcore'.

eversio that was very well put i wish i could have put it like that but i was to upset to explane my thoughts very well i love that movie

well i still thought it was gay

what does sexuality have to do w/ the movie?

well i still thought it was gay
Yeah, well, I think you're gay

We're all a little gay. You watch man on woman porn don't you?

Back to the point, MST 3K and Pulp Fiction are great movies, and series.

Battlefield Earth and Hellboy. Blech.

Fear.Com, the Ring, and the Ninth Gate

yea fear.com was ridiculously shitty

i agree pulp fiction is an awesome movie, if anyone has ever seen "Drowning Mona" (id be suprised if you had) you would agree that the movie is terrible!!!

if anyone has ever seen "Drowning Mona" (id be suprised if you had) you would agree that the movie is terrible!!!

Sure sounds terrible! lol

Pulp Fiction is classic - I love that classic Tarantino dialogue (think he tried a bit too hard in Kill Bill(s), but man is it timeless in Pulp Fiction)

uhhh, fear.com and dumb and dumber 2.

babe:pig in the city :lol2: I don't remember why I saw this...How could you say its pat was a bad movie (to whomever said that)? It was pretty funny..

Pulp Fiction... bleh...

its supposed to be like hardcore... but it just comes off as gay
Describe to me please, how it was "gay." Not trying to pick on you, just curious.

The movie "1999"

S.I.C.K

Forgot about that one, any movie called serial insane clown killer, of course would be one of the worst ever.

My votes for worst movies:
-Rollerball
-Ghosts of Mars
-XXX
-The Adventures of Pluto Nash
-Mario Brothers
-The Fifth Element
-Any Batman(either than the original)
-Resident Evil
-Van Helsing
-The Master of Disguise
-Mortal Kombat

Haven't seen these, but seriously how could they be good:
-You Got Served
-Crossroads
-Kazaam
-Spice World
-On the Line

^^^ The 5th elements not bad

I love the 5th Element. I dig its chessyness. " Multipass", damn shes sooo effin hot in this movie.

Johnnie Darko was really bad and the 51st state too.

Johnnie Darko was really bad and the 51st state too.

Donnie Darko is a really good movie too... its a mind fuck. You'll be thinking about it long after the movies done.

If you just pop it on for 15 minutes it'll seem like garbage... but if you watch the whole movie and pay attention, by the end you'll be glad you did