Rice?

I was at an open track this weekend and there was a variety of cars around ... lots of domestics and lots of imports.

A girl sitting in our groups points to the two cars staging and says, "I hate rice." I turn around and look at the lanes and notice the two cars at the line are a Camaro and a Neon.

I pointed out they were both Domestic cars.
She replied, "The Neon is still rice."

My girlfriends responded, "... maybe it's white rice?" http://www.jekylhyderacing.com/images/lmfao.gif

neons can be rice, especially like a base model with a body kit and exhaust

Any car can be riced out, the ricer is the driver not the car. Im really getting tired of the word now... how long has it been used, a decade? C'mon... "Livin la vida loca" didnt even last that long... or "Whoops there it is"

"Whoops there it is"

Hit me...

Lachean you heretic! Both of those songs were revolutionary and I still listen to both religiously :jump3: !!!!

it's WHOOMP! there it is :D
good song :icon16:

uhm jep, any car can be riced out, not limited to us-foreign brands

You guys are missing the whoooole point here .... geeze.

I am not into or use the word "rice" either.
The only reason this thread exists was to share the humor of "white rice" ....

You guys are concentrating too much on the story of the joke and not the punch line!

I know what you mean. There is a guy that I work with that considers a car with anything except a V8 rice.

Pretty stupid if you ask me.

I know what you mean. There is a guy that I work with that considers a car with anything except a V8 rice.

Pretty stupid if you ask me.

Extremely Stupid. If that's the case, I suppose a 9 second Supra is Rice.

The real question here is.

Isn't one Girlfriend enough?


and yes a 9 second supra could very well still be rice.
It's the driver, not the car. and the ricey cars look that way because of their drivers 99% of the time


Thanks for Sharing J&H

Haha, that's what I was about to post Gritmaster, the thing about the more than 1 girlfriend, props on the story hyde, very funny...

Isn't one Girlfriend enough?
Maybe for you :p

lol i almost died at that comment about "maybe its white rice" haha thats great... :wipes tears away from eyes:

I know what you mean. There is a guy that I work with that considers a car with anything except a V8 rice.

Pretty stupid if you ask me.

So a Lamborghini Murcielago is rice?

I know what you mean. There is a guy that I work with that considers a car with anything except a V8 rice.

Pretty stupid if you ask me.

Agreed. Most of the cars with V8s are pretty much rice now considering you take a look at whos buying them. Domestic V8 tuners are, much like import tuners, far and few between. Most people only buy V8 camaros and mustangs for the status like most people only buy civics, integras, and neons because those are the popular imports. Once again an issue of status.

J&H very funny.lol

a nine second supra is more like instant rice, nice joke jekyl. and btw....whoomp there it is f'n rules! "rice" IS getting old, but there really have been no other words to describe such people/vehicles....no, lamborghini is italian so its "noodle" not rice

:lol: HAHAHA noodle, now thats funny shit, not sure what domestic cars would be tho, some sort of fast food, hahaha. white rice is funny shit. :cwm27:

Bimmers, VWs and Porsches are kraut cars ;)

Ferraris are linguini cars.

When VWs lose a race they are sourkrauts :D

What are British cars? ... chips?

lol o man...what about french? crepe? (in france it's pronounced kinda like "crap" with a weird accent...lol)

Italian-Pasta Rockets
German-Kraut Mobiles
American-Redneck Runners
Japanese-Rice Burners
French-POS

Thats how we used to always label the extremes of owners. I just added that French one in for laughs, no offense intended.

What are British cars?

Rust Buckets.....