In light of the recent reference...
indyram
11-07-2004, 01:06 AM
to the thread where celebrity jeopardy was brought up. Anybody who watches SNL, do you have a favorite episode or character?
Mine would be sean connery, don't have a favorite episode though.
Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. And finally, Sean Connery's also here let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories -
Sean Connery: Not so fast Trebek.
Alex Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. [ Laughs ]
Mine would be sean connery, don't have a favorite episode though.
Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. And finally, Sean Connery's also here let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories -
Sean Connery: Not so fast Trebek.
Alex Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. [ Laughs ]
ec437
11-07-2004, 02:26 AM
lol, I like the one where he wagers texas with a dollar sign :lol2:
also, the one where connery wagers "v", and trebek says that it counts because it is a roman numeral, but then it becomes "suck it trebek!"
the other one like that is when connery answers "indoors", but then he hits the button for his wager and it turns into I (heart) boobs :lol:
also, the one where connery wagers "v", and trebek says that it counts because it is a roman numeral, but then it becomes "suck it trebek!"
the other one like that is when connery answers "indoors", but then he hits the button for his wager and it turns into I (heart) boobs :lol:
ci5ic
11-07-2004, 12:52 PM
Connery: I'll take Anal Bum Cover fore $400 Alex.
Trebek: That's "An Album Cover"...
Trebek: That's "An Album Cover"...
Partizan
11-07-2004, 01:19 PM
Connery:I've got to ask you about the penis mightier... I've spent a pretty penny or two on such products before but if your really works I'll buy a dozen!
Trebek: What..? No! That's The Pen Is Mightier, it's not a real product!
Connery:Well then you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek.
Cage: Whoa whoa whoa... are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Trebek: NO!! It's "The Pen Is Mightier!"
lmao. I love Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: What..? No! That's The Pen Is Mightier, it's not a real product!
Connery:Well then you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek.
Cage: Whoa whoa whoa... are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Trebek: NO!! It's "The Pen Is Mightier!"
lmao. I love Celebrity Jeopardy.
ci5ic
11-07-2004, 01:24 PM
Like the ones with burt reynolds alot too.
ec437
11-07-2004, 01:26 PM
its funny... see? its bigger than a normal hat... its funny cause its bigger than a normal hat!
imtheoneandonlyD
11-07-2004, 03:48 PM
funny dog scooby do he drove around in a van and solved mysteries.
i loved that one
i loved that one
whttrshpunk
11-07-2004, 09:34 PM
"You know what, forget it. For final jeopardy just write down something you like. If you like a circle, draw a circle....."
Mr. Osbourne you've written monkey. Great! So, you like monkeys?
Ozzy: No I hate the monkey! They're awful. I had a monkey once but he wouldn't drink al-key-hall. So I bit his bloody head off! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Mr. Osbourne you've written monkey. Great! So, you like monkeys?
Ozzy: No I hate the monkey! They're awful. I had a monkey once but he wouldn't drink al-key-hall. So I bit his bloody head off! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
indyram
11-08-2004, 12:47 AM
"Terd ferguson" enough said
LotusDreams
11-08-2004, 02:52 PM
Buck Futter!
indyram
11-09-2004, 02:33 AM
Suck it Trebek, suck it long and suck it hard!
Your mother's a whore!
Your mother's a whore!
Rbraczyk
11-09-2004, 10:41 AM
Connery: I'll take famous titties for 500.
Trebek: thats famous titles.
Who plays connery anyways?
Trebek: thats famous titles.
Who plays connery anyways?
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