Free Beer Rox

OMG, i have finally mastered the art of piss posting, i can typ while illegaly intoxicated. Ok, my friend Mike H. has a good friend that workds at a bar in champaign, so we get free beer whenever we go there, i had quite a bit and then he gave us all shots of something i dont even know, it was bluish colored or some shit, it tasted like berries and Vodka???? I hit on a chubby girl, and stared at a fine looking girl for a while...not sure why really...oh yeah cause she was hot... anyway i drove my cousin corey home in his car and a cop followed us all the way i thought i was dead meat since i'm only 19 and was way over the legal limit, but i got this ingenious idea to pull into a gas station and he just drove on by. we got home and corey threw up in his trash can and went to bed, then i drove home and here i am telling all you about my night of illegal intoxication...Great times i wish you all could have been there with me...well..some of you anyway... Oh yeah i had a shot of some cookie drink or something to, but i f anywon knows what the blue drink is, inform me please. thank you and goodnight, i think...

haha hope you dont get banned for saying you drove pissed like I did!

otherwise, good thinking with the fuel station thingy that has saved my behind many a time

geez, i didnt know you were 19. be careful there man. free beer=good times.

I dont think i'll get banned... I think the mods have accepted me as one of their resident drunkards... But last night was a blast... I hit on a chubby girl? I dont remember that part. How old did you think i was kitted?

I dont think i'll get banned... I think the mods have accepted me as one of their resident drunkards... But last night was a blast... I hit on a chubby girl? I dont remember that part. How old did you think i was kitted?
Yeah, Josh is a drunk, we know.

Josh, thought you weren't going to drive anymore when intoxicated? Dude, seriously not cool.

Yeah my mom and dad have caught me twice already driving home drunk, and they told me not to drink and drive anymore(they dont care if i just drink) but i made sure i was quiet about it when i got home. And yeah i'm stupid when i drink...thus is why i drove home..

i generally think people are older than me, but i atleast though you were 21. i just turned 22 myself and i feel like i am 30.

call your parents at 4am before you drive drunk. they will be pissed, but not as angry or disappointed if you were to end up hurt.

i am glad they dont care that you drink, that means that they respect you. when you get to a party, give your friend your keys and if you want to leave, he has to check you out before he gives you the ok. (please do this at the very least)

I was stupid again tonight, i snuck out and didn't even say goodbye to anyone cause i knew they would try to make me stay. In the process i forgot my CD's....damn 3 times.