Convertable stealth mouse mod, HOW TO

Are you tired of that annoying clicking sound of your scroll wheel? What about not being able to freely take the top of your mouse any time you want without the use of clumbsy screw drivers? Well heres the answer to all your problems. Sure you say "TheSilentChamber, It just can't be done!" Not so. Just follow these few simple steps and you'll be the rave of the neiborhood with your new convertable stealth mouse.

Supplies:
1 Logitec Optical Mouse
1 mouse pad, laid upon a hard desk
1 Wall, opposite of yourself and mouse pad
1+ Dead beat ebay sellers
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Steps:
1. Purchase multiple items on ebay from rip off sellers.
2. Pay for items.
3. Wait 3 weeks for rage to build.
4. Email seller with anger letter
5. Go into mad rage, Slap moniter, Yell obsenitys.
6. Grasp mouse in mousing hand.
7. Bang repeatedly against mouse pad untill hand starts hurting.
8. Get mad at mouse for hurting your hand.
9. Throw mouse against wall.
10. Recover pieces, look for scroll wheel in obscure places.
11. Reasemble.


If you have followed these steps carefully you should now have a Convertale Stealth Mouse. Whats it good for? Nobody knows for sure, myth has it that it can be used as a secret tracking device for the mistical unicorn, others are sceptical and think that its just a sign of inmatureaty and anger issues.

Pat yourself on the back, for a job well done.

LMAO!
ur a crazy son of a bitch! ;)

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sorry if ur money is that important to u ill send it back so u can get ur mouse and hand fixed