Bad.... so bad

Last weekend I went out with 2 of my friends to see "Saw". Note that One is male, the other female. ( an ex-girlfriend, to make it even better). Now, we were all drinking a bit, and we went back to her place to crash that night, and because of the mental state we were in, decided it'd be best to all crash in her queen size bed.


So, I'm almost asleep and I feel some movement on the bed... Whatever, it's probably just the cat I figure. No big deal.

A few seconds later I start to hear these...noises.. these slurping noises.... Maybe it's just the cat cleaning himself. Then the bed starts moving around some more...

"Oh christ" I think to myself, and roll over and try to sleep. For god knows how long I tried to ignore the sounds and fall asleep, but I just couldn't. When it was all finally over, I waited a minute after I heard my friend get up, thinking it was safe to look over... and I Saw his big white hair ass, reflecting the moonlight shining in from the window..

Scarred for life.


I know I should have just gotten up and left, or started singing or something during it, but I just wanted my damn sleep.. and it was too awkward to do anything else.

just shoot me now. I can't get the glowing ass out of my head.

I'm kind of confused here. Are you just pissed b/c you saw some guys ass or b/c your friend slept with your ex?

HAHAHAHAHHA, funniest thing ive read in a long time, that sucks, but so funny for us. unless of course your pissed about the 2 getting together, then im sorry

nah, I don't give a shit about them fooling around, I just wish I didn't have to hear the sounds and see the horrifying glowing ass.

haha, ya thats pretty horrible, you should have ass punched him. that would have gotten your point across

I didn't want to touch that thing man.. mainly because I don't want to touch his ass, but what if I hit his jinglies or something... that'd be.... *shudder*

:lol: I think the comedic part of the story is how your more concerned about the ass then about the ex. Usually you would find this sort of stuff in COT.

Good story man, drink it off :lol2:

You didn't see your girl? Maybe it was him just whacked off on your back.

I think you're really scared because you saw glowing white male hair-ass and maybe...just maybe...YOU LIKED IT! Eh? Or maybe you're scarred for life because you realized, to your horror, that the glowing hairy moonlit ass belonged to none other...than YOUR EX! *Cue ominous music*

j/k man...that sucks. Pun intended.

Oh that sucks...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sucks!

:lol:

Will you just relax about it! If its your 2 friends, what's the big deal? You just have shared a "moment" together.......or at least they did. Next time, have some manners and excuse yourself.......or join in, you pansy.

J/K..........funny story though.

Thats funny crap. Thats actually made me laugh.

double moon that night huh? :cwm27:

it burned my eyes so much, it was more like staring into the sun

oh my goodness that is rude. going at it while you are on the bed with them?! inconsiderate people, geez. still very funny.

Yeah, you'd think they would have had the common decency to invite you to join in. But hey, that's WHY she's your ex, not a giving person at all.

" you should have ass punched him. that would have gotten your point across
"
LMAOOO..

Yeah, you'd think they would have had the common decency to invite you to join in. But hey, that's WHY she's your ex, not a giving person at all.


:grinno: too funny.

omg LMFAO hahahahahahahahahaha

:lol: :lol: HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was the first time i laughed out loud reading a post :lol: :lol:

i thought it was cause i was :smokin: :smokin:

OMG!!! This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read!!! Sorry about having to see "the horrifying glowing ass." That could really ruin your week.

lol, man that sucks.

next time just wait til he is alseep and plant your bare ass right on his nose and let one rip.

see what he has to say about that, lol

I think you're really scared because you saw glowing white male hair-ass and maybe...just maybe...YOU LIKED IT! Eh? Or maybe you're scarred for life because you realized, to your horror, that the glowing hairy moonlit ass belonged to none other...than YOUR EX! *Cue ominous music*

j/k man...that sucks. Pun intended.


I laughed hard enough at the original 1st post, this just made me shit my self. 10 points.

I had to see a friend's ass once....during the day, be happy.

this is wrong vvvvvveeerrryyyy wrong
funny as hell but no one should have to see there friends naked ever let alone hearing them having sex i feel for you i had a slutty friend and every time she stayed over at my place she would be screwing some guy she picked up at the bar lets just say i had a bon fire with my futon before i moved. :loser:

Better your futon than your bed though :grinyes: at least then you could play some loud music and take some sleeping pills :lol2:

true true i got her back though
i was dating this guy and we went to her place and when she was in the shower we had sex on her bed and left a suprise under her pillow, as we walked away laughing i though there you go you deserve it you dumb hoe she never called me after that and i belive it was for the best i dont think i would have wanted to be there when she got out of the shower to find us gone and a present under her pillow hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol2: :lol: :lol:
bad bad bad girl :nono: god i'm such a loser :loser:

Thats some funny shit, and gross at the same time. I sware, if I heard "shlurping" noises I would have got up and got the hose.

i say do it on the sly but get even leave a surprise under the pillow
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa aaaaaa
i know i'm a sick puppy :evillol: :screwy:

Thats some funny shit, and gross at the same time. I sware, if I heard "shlurping" noises I would have got up and got the hose.


when i think about it
i probably would of joined in

LotusDreams, we all know this story didn't actually happen and that you just wish you saw his ass. Geez, everyday this guy comes up with new stories about different men... i'm starting worry about you man.

I can't help it man.. it's an addiction

... and I Saw his big white hair ass, reflecting the moonlight shining in from the window..:lol2:

It wasn't a full moon out that night was it? :biggrin:

I find it strange how some folks can actually do it with their buddies in the same room (much less in the same bed). Maybe he was looking at you while going off. :eek:

TS out (listening to the song, Moon River)

damn, no moaning noises from the girl? your friend must suck in bed lol i had the same shit happen to me....*sigh* i just layed there....didn't make a move lol Afterwards i was like "you guys should of waited till i slept......"